ivan

friday to tuesday on stuart - dem'boys must have a story!

if i didn't already know you, i could surmise from this thread that, in addition to being a know-it-all-libtard-asscandle, you are also very, very gay

i take comfort in the certainity that, if god does exist, he's as big as a fucking retard as the rest of us

"sooner or later the things you own, start owning you" so there, sofa table slave!

maybe 'cuz you've slacked off on the yer torrent of flower-picture-taking lately?

i've enjoyed the past few weeks climbing lines that were done decades ago but haven't been done in so long now that they're basically in FA condition

if god made man in his own image, god must be a really whiney bitch

like where the fuck do half of the socks i put in the drier dissappear to!

this is why everything should just be rated 5.9 A2 and we can be done w/ it, no?

if'n you're climbing hood in september that ain't the only thing to be worrying about!

raise yer hand if you've been pulled over near l-worth! up! i actually got out of my ticket, since i'd already gotten one 2 hours earlier john frieh got the big shaft though!

am i the only one sorta-kinda-really hoping this thing does indeed bring a fucking end to the world? just kinda? i've been putting off all my chores n' whatnot for a couple days just in case...it would really suck to clean the goddamn garage only to see the whole thing get sucked into a fucking black hole, no?

a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away so, true believer, is god alive?

"our fathers were our role-model for god. if our fathers abandoned us, what does this tell us about god?"

umm, am i misremebering the greek myth of wasn't naricissus in love w/ his image? and so, if ttk was in fact what you accuse him of being, wouldn't your hell for him be more heavenly? really, everything i needed to know about god i learned from reading Oolon Colluphid's series of philosophical blockbusters ("Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes", "Who is this God Person Anyway?" and "That About Wraps it Up for God")

so are pines liberal or conservative? and are they alive? seems difficult since they are at all times lacking some piece of the basic machinery of life

looks like a klenke-klassic!

holy fuck that's funny! a shorter version is, a liberal is anyone who makes jesus cry from the "online etymology dictionary": liberal (adj.) c.1375, from O.Fr. liberal "befitting free men, noble, generous," from L. liberalis "noble, generous," lit. "pertaining to a free man," from liber "free," from PIE base *leudheros (cf. Gk. eleutheros "free"), probably originally "belonging to the people" (though the precise semantic development is obscure), from *leudho- "people" (cf. O.C.S. ljudu, Lith. liaudis, O.E. leod, Ger. Leute "nation, people"). Earliest reference in Eng. is to the liberal arts (L. artes liberales; see art (n.)), the seven attainments directed to intellectual enlargement, not immediate practical purpose, and thus deemed worthy of a free man (the word in this sense was opposed to servile or mechanical). Sense of "free in bestowing" is from 1387. With a meaning "free from restraint in speech or action" (1490) liberal was used 16c.-17c. as a term of reproach. It revived in a positive sense in the Enlightenment, with a meaning "free from prejudice, tolerant," which emerged 1776-88. Purely in ref. to political opinion, "tending in favor of freedom and democracy" it dates from c.1801, from Fr. libéral, originally applied in Eng. by its opponents (often in Fr. form and with suggestions of foreign lawlessness) to the party favorable to individual political freedoms. But also (especially in U.S. politics) tending to mean "favorable to government action to effect social change," which seems at times to draw more from the religious sense of "free from prejudice in favor of traditional opinions and established institutions" (and thus open to new ideas and plans of reform), which dates from 1823. "Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others." [Ambrose Bierce, "Devil's Dictionary," 1911] The noun meaning "member of the Liberal party of Great Britain" is from 1820. Liberalism is first attested 1819.

breathing eating shitting wearing digital watches jerking off engaging in playful banter on corruptive bbs's

did he have kids?

there is no life - take the blue pill!

sucks. i'd thought that would be a fine route to solo if i was ever in the area and had nothing else to do. i guess we'll never know what happened, but i wonder if he was carrying a rope to do the raps or intending on downclimbing everything...

yeah, b/c hard-core conservative masters of realpolitick always hold their principles above their interests

naw, i usually just start w/ my standard joke - "you ever notice that people who dont' believe in evolution look really unevolved? big, furry hands, lumpy skulls.. 'i believe god made me in one day!' 'hmmm, well, look's like he rushed it!'" let's see, yup, it's been a year or more since the board had a good old-fashioned evolution rumble...