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  1. greet tr d00d! could use a hair more colorful language though
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    you mods are seriously harshing on my spray vibes!!! and what's the deal w/ the 1 min lockout!!! i can spray in my mind like 20,000 times faster! faster! FASTER!
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    Positives of Bush

    anyone mentioned hitler n' blondie yet?
  4. another, better, meaning for "right on target!"
  5. You've a stronger stomach than I, she makes me want to vomit. i dunno - a good strong s'n'm flick of her getting raped by a bull while simulatenoulsy masturbating to a jizz-soaked image of reagan in a clown-suit, surrounded by fat fucks in jesus-masks screaming "take every inch of it lord!" and "drill, baby, drill!" could be something other than nausea-inducing, no? palin can be thrown in as the dominatrix lord strap-on-fucking a midget, of course, to expand the appeal and marketability of the whole enterprise, yeah?
  6. my favorite thing about ann coulter is how she was caught going at it w/ bill maher as the zombies attacked the Last Big Refugee of Politicos in World War Z - something about the idea of the living dead munching on her brain candy really does it for me
  7. they werent' putting boundries around that famous locke-ian platitude? even for women, blacks and the poor? i do agree w/ your other point though joe - we can't preach against sins we commit, even if the other bastards do them daily and we only weekly.
  8. actually you did - as tvash says, treaties we ratify become federal law, as established by the consitution which you are sworn to defend - we have signed many treaties that require us to honor the human rights of hadji goatherder
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    Gnarl Fire

    great link - hey, at least the view of the mtn while driving up the road's gotten clearer!
  10. i take it that costco-sized shipment of prozac ain't showed up in time for the post-election holiday pat?
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    Hey Mods

    In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant
  12. naw, you cynical scat-muncher - as you very well know, they were so rude and inconsiderate b/c goddess liberals like you have corrupted our education system, and these riotious bastards simply were never taught the good old fashioned values of our forefathers that have been stripped from us by queen worshippers and elton john look-alike contest winners
  13. how is "school choice" a MORAL issue?
  14. that's the kinda raw imaginative genius only attainable by libturds!
  15. i only smoke when i climb...or when i drink...or when i'm awake...hmmm...which is pretty much all summer damn, at this rate, i too will be a poster-boy in 40 years. actually i quit smoking regularly years ago when i noticed i was coughing all the damn time - this hasn't seemed to reappear now that i allow meself the evil pleasure only when i'm recreat'ng
  16. goddamn he's a poster-boy for lung-cancer! i must have used that line in front of jim a hundred times already - he needs to quit smoking dem cigs!
  17. goddamn he's a poster-boy for lung-cancer!
  18. actually i was thinking your best punishment would be that you'd ahve to change your tr to spray ratio down to something like 1 to 200 now - you know, as a measure of good faith? how long do you reckon the honeymoon will last for the folks on your side, fw?
  19. dunno - depends if obama implodes like clinton!
  20. using the power of the government to prosecute your political enemies will not, in the final measure, yield you a positive result
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    Wow, The Obama Speech

    can't imagine how it could have been any better - nice it is to have a c'n'c who doesn't sound like a retarded vacuum-cleaner salesman!
  22. somehow the fact that i know she won't be READING it ruins the glee for me
  23. the celebration w/ the inlaws tonight has thus far consisted of: - several cigs - 4 1.5 liters of wine! - 1 order of salmon red curry - 1 order of red pumpkin curry - 1 order of halibut ginger curry - 1 order of spicy aspargus curry - several bars of dark chocholate everything seems quite here in suburbia!
  24. would anyone disagree that the past 8 years would ahve been hella better if mccain not bush had won the nomination in 2000?
  25. He promised no such thing, it was a wager he offered that NO ONE TOOK HIM UP ON. Besides, it would be a much duller website without Fairweather around, I'd really miss him. agreed - firfuksakes, the problem w/ the lame-duck-fucks was their demonization of their opponents - it'd be nice to not repeat their mistakes, as easy and tempting as it may be
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