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  1. state college, pa ft hood, tx ft jackson, sc lehrberg, germany stuttgart, germany grafton, va gloucester, va charlottesville, va hickory, nc richmond, va vancouver, wa i don't actually recall being born though - i think it must have happened during one of my blackouts
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    goats

    as bill maher said last week, president obama's first priority come january needs to be getting the saudis laid: "Muhammad Hawas of Saudi Arabia poses with his Damascene goat, or Maaz Al Shami, named Qahr, which won the first prize for the "Most Beautiful Goat" title at the Mazayen al-Maaz competition in Riyadh June 13, 2008. "
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    !

    "mother of god, i thought, here it comes!"
  4. the use of sarcasm by a speaker is a subconcious and often mistaken acknowledgement of the audience's non-retard status
  5. i think that, regardless, dean potter must climb the sphinx's chin
  6. oh, of course JAKE PORTER would ride to the rescue of the damsel in need! :puke:
  7. i dunno - i think i see stone crying out its violation here - you're saying some mofo just FOUND a stone that looked like this bitch's ear?!?
  8. How does one "abuse" stone? i'm pretty certain these at least required some chipping
  9. i hope not, as i also hope the sporto-boys don't like getting cold and go away once beacon closes
  10. weren't the ancient egyptians great abusers of stone? in regards to bolting, WWKTD?
  11. why is it that every time i hear homeboy's name i can only think of this guy?
  12. Raindawg is currently in Egypt where he is directing an expedition in the Valley of the Kings, excavating, studying and conserving several tombs in the royal cemetery. (And doing some desert exploration as well). That's where he is and what he be doing. - Raindawg truly? very interesting if so and something i'd like to hear more about.
  13. this seems a fitting quote to swap out "terror and injury" for "spray"
  14. "The end result of experiencing terror and injury is not an increase in compassion, but a tendency toward callousness."
  15. i've never done it, and i'm not certain just how far the closed area extends either - the bottom line seems to be that doing the n face this fall is not really a 1 day affair
  16. are you capable of doing anything other than epicing on the muir snowfield in november there joshua?
  17. The Mother of All Classic Slow Dance Songs is of course, Stairway to Heaven, for the most obvious of reasons: any white guy can shuffle his way through it whilst groping the ass of his girlfriend. yes, but as we all (should) know, "stairway" can only be played as the LAST song of the night...
  18. sounds like it's time for a stimulating poll as to the merits of various and sundry spray-wankers
  19. fuck you yankee blue jean's "beserker" would be a much better call, if'n ya wanna go that route
  20. just the burnt out area, not the mtn above timberline!
  21. huh? you mean hitler was a humanitarian? firebombing dresden and nuking hiroshima was for the benefit of all humankind? hate to split hairs dude, but, while i'd agree that ww2 at least was necessary to fight, i see very little about it that was noble and a whole lot that is just fucking repulsive
  22. damn kev - it takes a lot to crush the soul of a man who can survive two of the worlds' great shitholes, rwanda and bangladesh!
  23. my suggestion was my wedding song and how much more classic can you get then the beatles really?
  24. the best climbing writing has to come in haiku form that way i can actually finish it in the little time The Man grants me to live out my stupid little life
  25. no way it opens till the normal time next summer (and who knows how long after then)
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