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ivan

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  1. i thought i was offering moral support - its sad to see partner requests get buried under the deluge - i should know - no one ever wants to climb w/ me
  2. just in time for rainy ass winter!
  3. don't hold your breath waiting for me to bolt it bill - i've placed one bolt in my life, and you had to brow-beat me to do it if i was to bolt it though, i'd use adamantium - then only wolverine would be able to chop, and he's gay, so he'd approve...
  4. I can't decide - at some point you can't unfuck the fuck-up, eh?
  5. ivan

    MARTIAL LAW?

    uh, if The Man wanted to declare martial law and keep obama from becomign pres, i'd think the nat guards of idaho and montana would be all FOR that - so why take their guns? it's them goddamn californians and other assorted blue states you'd want to strip!
  6. If I have the story right. It was chopped because of ego......has it seen an accent sans bolts? time for a history lesson. legend has it that 'the phantom' didn't like that a rap bolted route was put up ( or down ) off land of the little people. nathan went back up and bolted it on lead using gear and bolts and it was chopped again. even jim o wanted it to stay or at least that's what he told me. only the first bolt is missing though. new age, new era - lets fix that fucker - i'd love to be able to chill and belay from that ledge (or alternatively look down in horror at my asshole pimp'n it while thrutch-fuckign around) - very cool ground above there
  7. holy shit - old larry's posting TR's these days! how was your bivy on da party-ledge last saturday? i was bummed not to be able to join you on so windy an evening...
  8. there's nothing fake about nailing katie morgan either!
  9. well, i gotta do something to relieve the inner tension while searching for my next rape-victim!
  10. i don't understand - you appear to have liked your route - does this mean you like mixed routes, or that you wouldn't describe your route as mixed? an example of a mixed route i like - young warriors at beacon - 4 pitches - 2 mostly bolted, 2 more almost entirely on gear
  11. i like mixed routes - kinda like humping a nice, wholesome american-pie, chick-next-door kinda girl who also happens to have fake tits you know, to break up the monotony?
  12. looking for a fool for sunday at beacon also, anyone interested in hood after t-giving? n face? sandy?
  13. that number is crap, because they'd all be bottlenecked at the Suez Canal, in or out. 16000 ships/day is one every five seconds. i am deeply dsylexic - it might well have been 1600/day i don't think all that traffic is necessarily going through the canal - the tanker that recently made the news was going around the cape and was way out at sea - it doesn't sound like the badguys are exactly flying the jolly roger either, but pose as fisherman and hell, probably are actually fishing, right up until the locate a juicy, unprotected target
  14. i heard 16,000 vessels pass through those waters a day - seems a bit much to control, eh? hey, trust our free-market brethern! they'll settle on a solution - convoy took 2 world wars to figure out, afterall! course, the natural capitalist solution to shit like this is to carpet-bomb the badguys into the stone age - regretably, the bad guys in question already appear to be living that way?
  15. Uranus. i forget, how many rings are there around uranus?
  16. don't be so cranky w/ the spaniard! yocum i wouldn't get close to for awhile yet, mostly b/c i doub there's any rime to speak of on the gendarmes wageslave - i've yet to square a parnter for the day/weekend after t-giving - pm me if that might be a decent time for you
  17. i'd move to another country if i wasn't certan there'd be a ton of assholes there too
  18. no clue - i rarely plan more than a few minutes in advance - a better question to ask of frikadeller, assuming those were recent pix, eh?
  19. indeed! is that how it looked this weekend? it might just be time for the cc.com-gang-bang-of-the-week action, eh?
  20. what epic-ness did you find?
  21. should be a fun place to make newbie enemies - sport seiging a 5.12 variation to a 5.6 gumby route
  22. jim'll kill you if you remove the "historical" one's of course some day when you get your kitchen pass lemme know and i'll serve as your bodyguard while you drill'em - unless of course they offer me more money to help wail on you i should point out that i've yet to even try yarding on those funktacular things - probably should do that first though, eh? hey, lean on jim to host another movie night sometime soon - it's been awhile since i had a legitimate reason to flee my scene of familial bliss on a thursday night
  23. If you have never climbed at Beacon....how do you know Index is a million times better? index is better for sheer rock-climbing - but imho, beacon is kewler - it sure as hell is more convenient
  24. i wish i could go climbing at index... beacon does have a cooler approach and walk off though - and probably more insane windy conditions to train in - plus we don't have meth-heads camped out in the parking lot so there, bitz!
  25. okay kev, here's one for you - can we replace all the bolts on the various funky corner variations? that one right off the start of the slab pitch looks really cool, but those home-made hangers look hella-ghetto!
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