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ivan

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  1. global warming will be your friend?
  2. they are speakers of the savage slavic tongue, methinks
  3. oleg = epic magnet! seems liek every time i've been around those gullies this time of year they've been scar as phuck...time to move on over to rainier!
  4. that guy is my hero - seriously still, not as cool as that guy who climbed the sunshine route in cowboy boots over 3 days, cutting steps w/ his bowie knife, only to fall down the pearly gates on the other side
  5. damn near a homonym for anyone who participates in a bolting thread
  6. is our children learning?
  7. that was captain ahab dude
  8. no, but bitches showing too much skin clearly contributed to this catastrophe
  9. gorge climbers likely would be excited about this kinda thing exposing new "cliffs"
  10. where's the "she can cook a decent meal" option?
  11. ivan

    w's memo-woir

    "decidings points"
  12. ivan

    Slow news day?

    the stephen hawking's universe show i saw a piece of last night on time travel however was tre cool - take out all the fucking comercials and i might actually have watched all of it
  13. ivan

    Slow news day?

    if i couldn't wipe my own ass i'd be scared of everything too
  14. she could aid climb - her stereo too
  15. ivan

    Cougarlife.com

    cougarlife vs join da army is da same as getting fucked vs get fucked
  16. hmm...on second thought...be prepared to stack'em
  17. buy 10, then go lead classic crack w'em!
  18. ivan

    Cougarlife.com

    beats the hell out the join the army ads
  19. ivan

    Obama the sell out?

    this was a fun read over my snickers bar
  20. "hi there!"
  21. triumph! (it does help to know your alpine resume, but it's hard to miss dem der picketts )
  22. i think i was clear enough i hadn't climbed it! i hope the aggrieved ridge won't be unduly offended i recall your tr for it was cool ...
  23. backbone is a far superior route to serp arete, however, in that n-hood you might well prefer the colchuck balanced rock as your final piece
  24. king beatard i reckon
  25. ivan

    Dogs at crags?

    the morning after i first spent a night on a portaledge i had to against all natural impulses NOT bash a dog's head in w/ said 'ledge as it blocked the only exit of the crag, snarling n' barking, ball-height'n' w/ bated breath - fuck knows where its owner was, or even if it was so honored as to have an ownder? do dingoes count in this here scientific poll?
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