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  1. been reading a collection of jack london's work lately - holy shit, there's an old boy who knew somethign about drinking - between him and jack keroac, they must have had a liver the size of texas came across this quote the other night: "Men do not knowingly drink for the effect alcohol produces on the body. What they drink for is the brain-effect; and if it must come through the body, so much the worse for the body."
  2. buy full sets of both and leave the one you don't like w/ me
  3. goddammit!
  4. i'm pretty certain i can't read student essays and NOT need solace in a class of wine
  5. holy shit, the totems look just like aliens! anybody used'em? do they feel the same?
  6. clearly jesus wasn't a fan of such psuedo-science besides, who doesn't enjoy pissing?
  7. ha! "Similarly, the more educated people are in the US, the more likely they are to drink" it almost like smart folks see how forked the whole world is and must needs intoxicate themselves to forget?
  8. the aussies also being famous teetotalers?
  9. gee-zaaaaas!
  10. what the fuck is wrong w/ the 83% of you who DON'T?
  11. wait till she takes up bungee jumping
  12. yeah, and please, not so many goddamn pictures, eh?
  13. shit, if that didn't happen every now and then, where would be the thrill? touching to be subsequently sucked into rapids and crocodile swamps and holy sheeit, them aussies are tough, chick lived!
  14. ivan

    Big Walls

    just don't forget the bug-net for the bivy!
  15. No offense but you guys just decide to add to the trash and then proceed to give the good old "if you don't like it, go pick it up your self" attitude. Pretty freaking lame. Go clean up your own shit, and maybe pick up a party balloon or two, ya might feel a little better about your self. my ballz come in both licorice and menthol flavers!!!
  16. you do indeed miss the point, jefe, and if you blow off folks about you, you too will end up going down the memory hole bill got the right one, btw, and yeah, those boys problem, regardless of route/weather/whatever, seems to be yours too
  17. ivan

    Big Walls

    dude, you gotta go to bed way to early to send, and plus, you can't waste all that spermatic energy on non-vertical movement!
  18. ivan

    Big Walls

    on the other hand though, it DOES allow you to bring a lot more booze...
  19. i remember years back, a dude asked for some advice about doing somethign stupid on mt rainier nolse showed him pic of a corpse being helicoptered off the mtn after doing that exact thign he was proposing dude got pissed, said that was a mean thing to do when he was just asking for advice - said everybody on the board was being a dickhead for not being all supportive i chimed in, told him to ignore such advice meant he'd be in a bodybag before too long too i was wrong - a year later dude WAS dead (on mt hood though), but they still havne't found the corpse sadly, the whole exchange got lost down the memory hole... fuck'em, another damn yankee...
  20. how long before iran accuses us of being the pirates?
  21. ivan

    RIP Phydeaux

    too early for catnip?
  22. ivan

    Big Walls

    alwasy happy to convert folks to the Dark Side - if you're planning on being down in the portland area, there's aiding to be had here - i'll likely be up w/ freinds to index in the spring too... best thing to do, really, is to learn to aid-solo, then you can spend as long as you want on whatever schedule you want and make progress quickly. i'd recommend getting a grigri and, like generations afore ye, doing the pilgrimage up city park until c1 feels like butta
  23. ivan

    For Ivan and Pat

    2 questions, simple!
  24. ivan

    She loves her work

    sheeee-it, you don't have to jump it! [video:youtube]
  25. 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! 502! mcclearly decision y-day was a nice one too, even if it ain't got much in the way of teeth to it...
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