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    gotta be aussies? looks like a sweeeeeet porta-party to me.
  2. not to tar all the christian folk w/ the same brush, mind ye - dog bless the amish for example, who no doubt must have the smallest carbon foot-print of all americans!
  3. well, since you asked - i'm reading an interesting history of the french foreign legion at the moment ("our friends beneath the sands") - just read a chapter on a very obscure campaign in the late 19th century when the legion confronted a west african kingdom who's name escapes me currently, but was nicknamed "the prussia of west africa" for their intensely militaristic organization and aggressive habits - apparently had a huge force of female soldiers that the legion regarded as superior even to them anyhow, nice bloody kingdom w/a penchant for aztec-style treatment of prisoners - the throne room, for example, was apparently of great dimesions, and the floor was tiled with the crowns of the skulls of executed prisoners - the king, who did ultimately meet his demise at the hands of the legion, liked to execute folks by burying them neck-deep in the sand, then letting the ants do the rest good enough for you for now?
  4. ummm, what AREN'T they angry about? for followers of a pretty mellow hippie dude, they sure seem aggro at all hours and in any weather - perhaps it's b/c the old testament w/ it's meth-head raging god taxes their reading abilities so much they never can quite make it to the second half where He has a kid and chills the fuck out?
  5. If only it was just four stupid jarheads.... These guys just acted out the attitude of a huge portion of our population. The problem goes much, much deeper than the idiocy for 4 individuals. 'course, that just leaves you w/ an indictment on the whole human race... this is a little closer to form... i think doug the marine's post above is about the same tune too, eh?
  6. Well, the extreemist christians have blind devotion and extreem hatred on their side. Rational thinkers don't make the best soldiers so science is lacking there. stalin and mao and robespierre sure seemed to find enough to get the job done?
  7. If only it was just four stupid jarheads.... These guys just acted out the attitude of a huge portion of our population. The problem goes much, much deeper than the idiocy for 4 individuals. 'course, that just leaves you w/ an indictment on the whole human race...
  8. there's a reason the corps has always taken pride in their label of "devil dogs"
  9. your reading comprehension is siiiiick! i said i like the odds, if it came to it...
  10. better put the snowtires on yer priuses bitches!
  11. scientists versus bible-thumpers? i like the odds - scientists can make nukes n' napalm, n' all the other guys can do is put on a magic show
  12. i'd never think of you as a pawn. more like a rook. yeah, definitely a rook. a WHITE rook. maybe the star-trek set kind that looks like a borg-cube?
  13. when you bring in gloria steinem n' the ghost of susan b anthony on full to make the judge's ruling on said slanders? the lap dog comes to the defense right on cue! if that's a defense, i'd be a shit lawyer i'm reckoning sarah silverman would have a far nastier and misogynistic retort, if'n you're just not thinking pat's putting his shoulder into it...
  14. if little debbie ever goes under i will have to kill
  15. when you bring in gloria steinem n' the ghost of susan b anthony on full to make the judge's ruling on said slanders?
  16. what exactly is the difference between a twit and a twat?
  17. "drinking with or like irish people"
  18. come to think of it, that WOULD be a simple explanation for my voting for a black man as president are you an america worshipper as well?
  19. but ron paul's gonna win!!! reckon change is best when it's a slow process - washington, should i502 get passed, hopefully will just be the first in a long line of states asserting their authority to make decisions on drugs, and ultimately to cause the feds to stay out of issues they're not empowered to deal w/ by article 1?
  20. some of the shit you say is so fucked up. but am i wrong? we're the best country on earth but our recent president had to settle for sloppy bj's in a b-room by some pudgy chick while the whole ming dynasty could literally drown in top-shelf muff if it wanted to? they had the great wall - we have a wall the average stumpy, chubby chicano can clamber over in 15 seconds? they have general tsoa's chicken, we have mcdonald's chicken nuggets?
  21. if the gunks are anything like seneca in w va, matt's right
  22. i'm sure fossil is fuckall for aid - index's yer best cragging bet near you pat - bit of a bitch in winter though, in my very limited experience suuuuuure would like to go up to squampton this spring w/ you though, though i'm not sure either of us could make it through the border
  23. never took the opportunity to hear this clownpuncher 'til i was on the way home from the gym this evening and heard his acceptance speech i'm going to have to punch the american flag in the face daily if i have to listen to said dickhead regularly for 4 years - "i'm gonna stop apologizing for 'merica, b/c we're the most fucking awesome country in the fucking history of fuckign everything!!!!!!!" really? i mean, really? chinese emperors back in the day had so many bitches they had to build a whole special city to hold them all, and made certain any man entering the city had his ballz chopped off before he could go in. that sounds a lot kewler than being a tightass mormon from fucking wherever the fuck he's from who's got a hard-on for walmarts, no?
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