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  1. i found my last trip as a team of 8 to be nothing less than fucking sweeeeeeeeeet there kirk very rare for me to be in a group of that size to be sure, but to my experience, on the slag-heaps that pass as recreation in these parts, pretty common, no?
  2. not a bit of begging, mind you, and i was just, uh, resting my eyes after a long and weary train-ride of grading papers n' swilling a far more vile hooch
  3. simple story w/ a simple moral: holy shit, don't let white girl drive if'n you can help it!
  4. what the hell does that matter, fucking supposed to pour all goddamn weekend!
  5. jesus, great memories rereading this
  6. john frieh's yer boy - got a few stitches in the forehead after a sesh there a good many moons back now (and i seem to recall, the day before life insurance adjuster made a Friendly Visit) jesus, never thought my search skills would be so shit as to find this - why it that google is a better search engine for this shit than, ya know, the actual search feature? http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/983741/1
  7. i'm the 4th option
  8. man, ain't nothing like it now - the shiteating grin i got last time starting up the mother of all bolt-ladders there on the looooong second pitch (better than the 1st pitch of the leaning wall i reckon) just as dusk was setting in was just that, shiteating still, despite whatever progress i've made as an efficient aid-clibmer, getting that fucking bolt to start the last bit of ladder, just above the 2nd intermediate anchor!!! just haven't been able to do it w/o cheating...sigh. the only required bit of gear coming up and over the lip and then onto 1 move of choss-matiering is what makes it ultimately more enjoyable than the LT.
  9. ivan

    Oblivious

    sounds like half of my students - i allow them to retake weekly quizzes, for example, and inevitably, the last month of school, after some kids taken 30 of the damn thigns already, he'll bitch about getting an F, whereupon i'll tell him to come afterschool and do it again, and he'll scream "whaaaaat?!? i can do that?"
  10. ivan

    A spray challenge....

    i spent the day grading sophmore essays, which is a lot like clubbing baby seals
  11. i'll believe jeebus is back from the dead when i can shove my fingers in his stigmata
  12. pfffft. you'll be in a tailspin after yer temporary bannination in 1 hour n' 15 minutes
  13. dunno, the austrians n' germans seem to have recovered from their lederhosen era, no?
  14. perhaps the fat ass equilibrium has already set in before burger king could strike? http://www.latimes.com/health/la-he-obesity-20120118,0,3676687.story
  15. TRUST IN THE LORD!!!
  16. sounds like you need to take the family truckster out to a snowed in walmart parking lot to do some donuts
  17. An Abbey-ism if ever I saw one... reminded me more of old travis bickle "May 10th. Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. ...All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets..."
  18. you forgot the duraflame logs for the raging fire!!! i plan on spending many more nights in that motherfucker before i shuffle off the mortal coil - reckon it's technically illegal though, so i've been trying to keep the spray about it to a minimum n' remember yer cover story: see here, like, we were just practicing to big wall, hauling all this heavy shit, n' fuck, we got benighted in the cave!!! jesus, at least we had plenty of emergency gear n' liquor.
  19. that chick sucks. i've written her more than a dozen times and it's always the same lame response. i'll write her a letter again on this topic, but bottom line, the beyotch needs to go!
  20. ivan

    A spray challenge....

    isn't calling old boy "easy" already losing you yer challenge? Your thinly veiled allusion to the film "Old Boy" can only imply that Bone is a product of incest. plus, just the term "boy"... red foxx, on being called a boy: "boy?!? you musta caught me in swimming when it was cold out, i ain't no goddamn boy!"
  21. ivan

    A spray challenge....

    isn't calling old boy "easy" already losing you yer challenge?
  22. ivan

    A spray challenge....

    is pro mountain sports sponsoring? 50$ for a random sprayer w/ more than 50 posts in said term sans "twit" or what-have you? don't think i ever have bashed on the 'bone - always seemed like beating a tar baby...
  23. could you link the cc.com address tomorrow to a form for sending out letters to our reps? i know its somethign i should do, but haven't had the occasion to yet.
  24. if i had a $ for every pissed off kid in my class today...
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