ivan

run it out!!!

Any issues with this in the backcountry/altitute/whenever? I'm a corrective lens wearer, and for years would wear my contacts (Now the Acuve Oasys) multiple days. Few years ago found I just can't do it anymore. After a night, one of my eyes just starts to feel grainy and hurt. So now I just carry case, small solution, and glasses (back at camp). But, I dream of Lasik every day. Someday. no problems - every few years i have a dream where i'm like the untermensch again but other than that it's a total life-changer

still gotta get someone to rope'gun me up the nose though...

half the fun of climbing yosylum big walls is of course watching the gawdamn birdies - these 2 fellers were occupying the crack that so horrified ole'pat w/ its sustained wide-twat'ness [video:youtube]

in a binary world divided between spitters n' swallowers, it's real clear who ya'd rather camp w/ t-minus 72 minutes on the youtubz...

i couldn't make glasses or contacts work w/ the outdoor lifestyle and after countless years of tears, finally contracted w/ a nice socialist surgeon to cut open my glazballs and shine a real bright light in there to make'em right

hadn't thought to, but jesus, i better do it soon now 'fore someone goes and gets completely the wrong idea about its contents

yeah but if i had a buck for every gumby-bail i've had on warshington's knob i'd have like, uh, 2$? fine tr sure, but best ever's gotta have at least one pic of a w.o.b. or the most modern use of the fuck-word ever

sure, though that weekend, like so many others 'fore n' since, i was bumming a ride

i'd never shite on a tr, at least in its original venue, but isn't the action figure and prayer-to-jesus thing ever-so-slightly-weapons-grade-retard-ghey?

no, but i can remember that dude crawling into a stranger's truck to smoke really shitty weed though

"i don't like mondays"

wear a fifi hook, so you can rest on all pieces of gear - pretty simple than to haul up on whatever gear you have above you using your arms (and a sling if there's no feet), rest on your fifi, then place yer next piece...

i got a half-dozen blown out ones that'll no doubt still hold up yer flaccid ass

seem to recall at the time that we thought we were climbing that route just to the right (geoff's?) - anyhow, anything that i free-climb is, almost by definition, NOT 5.10 seriously, pretty hard to rate anything there as its never the technical difficulty you're aware of but the extreme likilihood of whatever yer pulling on pissing off and the shitty, shitty road-rash that will ensue soon thereafter

"crack-rock?"

no doubt he's just channeling his inner columbus "...those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others."

if your aunt had a dick she'd be yer uncle it's much easier to smuggle yer weed into the 'worth

wouldn't that be like punching gandhi though? jesus christ, wouldn't that be fun?

dreams in the dark old friends dead and new friends in bed

do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?!?

indeed, c2c is mega-beast, but holy-shiite muslims, it's so tits up there below the glacier you just HAVE to bivy w/ a sandwich and a big beverage!

i HATE snuff porn before noon

you wouldn't have died though, mike, merely gone off to fight evil, in another dimension

sorry, i'm a nihilist.