ivan

7/28 - last of 4 solo laps - denalidave's video - big bitches make this pitch seem a whole lot smaller, no? [video:youtube]

7/31 - last of july - 8 days of beacon rock climbing this month cruise'n'to right right gull n' then jills thrill w/ miker - bright, breezy n' cold - perfect! booty on jills - beers at the endless construction stops on the way back - how i long for a cigarette...

okay, i'm in - i too wish to be an elitist prick - thank you for to tell chinaman to be so!

that'll work well to power the vaporizer!

third time's the charm for the russkaya chick!

add a hot tub!

man, the mountain still has a lot of snow on it

Ivan, you gonna just take that shit? d so long as he don't impugn motor-racing or bullfighting in any form, i'll stake him one subset of hemmingway's trinity

don't fuck w/ bowling, dude.

well said, and pretty much sums up all my interests here

you are on the best way to be tossed out here as well. WHAT? did i miss another wise use of "capping flunt"?!?

Shit Ivan, I wish it were that simple. God knows I love me some lions. I think what it boils down to is this: The climbing community cuts across a diverse section of the total community. For every strong and humble climber out there putting up new routes and sharing knowledge, there is a piece of shit wearing gaiters that knows little and says much...and everything in between. Toss in this interwebz thang (thanks Al Gore), and you have an excellent place to not only glean info but spew garbage with little/no consequence. Doesn't take long for the know-nothings to start calling the morons out for being dumb/posing. It is the way of the universe. Plus you can do this dancing grubworm thing, which I can't get enough of my god, it's as if, against all logic, nothing changes after we leave high school "they don't grow up, ma'am, they just get tubby."

i actually have no idea what the question was to begin w/ - is it about christians and lions? :

i want to know what sam furley thinks on this very important topic

perhaps you should see a psychiatrist?

currently my money is on this fair lady DESTINEE HOOKER

if it's the one i think i did last fall i'd second that

all alone w/ a fit, cute girl in a godforsaken wilderness for days of end - musta been puuuuuure hell! ya'll are all set for the ptarmigan traverse, should you be wishing to take your true-thing a bit further north

7/28 - warm n' sunny n' breezy - climbed w/ bob n' the phuzzy, both of whom did piss-poor jobs of Minding the Poisons - majestic snow-white n' toffee-brown owl winging about the arena of doom for a good half-hour - dod's to top-rope windsurfer - pumped stupid after that and the accumulation of yday - then free 4 all via the retard right start - snuff-porn wannabe free solo for 40 fucking feet, foot-stacking in constrictions n' lie-backing to get there, but a good gut-laugh, au-chevel style, at the pillar-top - jim showed late, grumpy to be tobacco-short as he tempts fate to quit - nose-trainers doing fine big-wall machinations, swinging from groudn-zero to flying swallow to practice their pendulums - dave n' crackman n' kyle flitting about - camas days clusterfucking the commute on back home! 7th day at beacon this season

sad conclusion wise sir, do not grieve it is always better to avenge dear ones than to indulge in morning for every one of us, living in this world means waiting for our end let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone, that will be his best and only bulwark

i like bill and would be greatly surprised if'n he ever took liberties w/ a pooch or any other sort of meat-puppet!

nice - that one video would be cool to see too - next time we do this i gotta bring my camera and get some shit of you - the slab pitch would be neat to have a solist w/ a camera above as you come up

royal arches sounds a better fit for this ole'boy, but holy shee-it, the way you describe it, maybe even i could climb the east butt of ze cap-i-tan!

"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings." Laurence J. Peter