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ivan

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  1. wait, i thought bath salts made tweakers turn to zombieism?
  2. muuuuuuuustttt fiiiight amerrrrrrrikan instiiiiinct to hate france
  3. reminds me of reading "the history of useful things" which included the story of the invention of the paper-clip, which was also simultaneously fascinating and completely boring
  4. you can always take comfort in the fact that tweakers, like 'skeeters, are an unavoidable part of life, and that they too have a short season before shuffling off their mortal coils...
  5. this kinda shit don't happen if you drive an adobe
  6. That chick looks like she could beat me to the 100 m finish line running the opposite direction. and also completely disinterested in your invitation to coffee n' coitus
  7. if she was a super-hero, her name would be "preying mantis"
  8. you just weren't bored enough
  9. 7/28 - last of 4 solo laps - denalidave's video - big bitches make this pitch seem a whole lot smaller, no? [video:youtube]
  10. 7/31 - last of july - 8 days of beacon rock climbing this month cruise'n'to right right gull n' then jills thrill w/ miker - bright, breezy n' cold - perfect! booty on jills - beers at the endless construction stops on the way back - how i long for a cigarette...
  11. okay, i'm in - i too wish to be an elitist prick - thank you for to tell chinaman to be so!
  12. that'll work well to power the vaporizer!
  13. third time's the charm for the russkaya chick!
  14. man, the mountain still has a lot of snow on it
  15. Ivan, you gonna just take that shit? d so long as he don't impugn motor-racing or bullfighting in any form, i'll stake him one subset of hemmingway's trinity
  16. don't fuck w/ bowling, dude.
  17. well said, and pretty much sums up all my interests here
  18. you are on the best way to be tossed out here as well. WHAT? did i miss another wise use of "capping flunt"?!?
  19. Shit Ivan, I wish it were that simple. God knows I love me some lions. I think what it boils down to is this: The climbing community cuts across a diverse section of the total community. For every strong and humble climber out there putting up new routes and sharing knowledge, there is a piece of shit wearing gaiters that knows little and says much...and everything in between. Toss in this interwebz thang (thanks Al Gore), and you have an excellent place to not only glean info but spew garbage with little/no consequence. Doesn't take long for the know-nothings to start calling the morons out for being dumb/posing. It is the way of the universe. Plus you can do this dancing grubworm thing, which I can't get enough of my god, it's as if, against all logic, nothing changes after we leave high school "they don't grow up, ma'am, they just get tubby."
  20. i actually have no idea what the question was to begin w/ - is it about christians and lions? :
  21. i want to know what sam furley thinks on this very important topic
  22. perhaps you should see a psychiatrist?
  23. currently my money is on this fair lady DESTINEE HOOKER
  24. if it's the one i think i did last fall i'd second that
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