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what's sundance?

i'm sure gus grissom n' whatzhisname woulda gotten a similar statue if they'd been left to rot in space

10/4 - 3 of 4 october days climbing so far 25 days at beacon since the opening - possible to get 50 solo laps between july and november (31 so far by my count)? 'bone n' mike in the lot - hustled to climb cruising 'fore them to avoid treating them to snuff porn - jim n' sal in the lot on the way down, fresh from washing the way to the south-west of the evil poison oak - to wolfrock 2morrow for the weekend!

beacon or broughtons can both work well - if beacon (best option), climb free 4 all or dod's jam p1 and set your top-rope for aiding on free for sum - right gull to 2nd anchor, then rap down and set up a tr on wrong gull works too - if broughton's, try classic crack (fuck all those free-styling bitches) or one of the steeper lines to the right

come out aroudn 4 today dave! let's do a simul solo or two?

i prefer to remember laika - poor little pooch...

overflowing shitters, needles in the poo-pile, tp blowing in the breeze, tweakers working up and down the road in beaters, chossy towers you could probably pull down on yerself if you really wanted to, what's not to love? worth a visit every now and again i reckon, and it's tough finding any cragging site in the northwest that isn't trolled by homo methneckus

tried to watch but got so bored i couldn't even summon the will to masturbate can't we just give these guys nerf armor and nerf bats and let them beat the shit out of each other? would be about as useful a way to pick your poison...

he looks like he's being interviewed w/ a 1970's era shag-dildo

well, at least he leaves room for improvement - he can climb something fierce, but his fucking friends can't even spell "climbing" properly

Is that a word? dictionary, get one dialect : not any : not one — nary a or nary an : not a single

10/3 - jesus, warm still outdoors but the Big Wind of Winter was on beacon today! roars n' lulls, catspaws and catastrophes playing out on the columbia - nary a soul to be seen, south side or north - a simple corner lap w/ cruising n' hidden treats n' the top of young warriors

my pop-up camper slides in damn near anywhere but luckily is nowhere near 6 feet long

we gotta look for intelligent life in the heavens 'cuz jesus-fuck, it's nowhere to be found 'roooooound here

snow in africa = 2 kewl!

maybe i'll see you?

dogs and goats, living together, mass hysteria!

the dod route's the regular route, right? that one pic looks like the pitch i recall as the "bongo drum" one, not so hard but jesus christ the whole thing sounds ready to peel off and head for the exits - the tent peg pro is nice too

not to pick a pun and risk being called for a cheap hit, but jeebus christ, what were the odds that child-fucker witness should be monikered mcqueery? reminiscent of the rodney king trial and officer coon

unlikely to be the last litigation in the fallout of operation whatthefuckhappenedwithjoepa

patience, butterfly, these glaciers need more time to melt

and they say conservatives have no appreciation for irony!

not certain how i managed to be so unproductive prior to 12 years ago...

that would explain the missing nut-sack?

10/1 - indian summer, a big old warm breeze like the Breath of Dog - 2 laps on the corner, then home in time to get the boy to kajukenbo.