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  1. ivan

    Lance

    to be clear, i don't care what happens to the 1-ball-wonder, though i like a good old-fashioned amish shunning as much as the next man. that said, his sin seems fundmentally different than the others listed so far in that it was directly related to the game/activity he's famous for - to use baseball's examples, none of the "black sox" got to return, and the hall of fame has made it clear it doesn't want pete rose nor likely any of the recent generation of dopers in their midst. finally, in the interest of complete disclsoure, i plan on using all the PED's i can get my hands on for this glorious, sunny weekend's aethetic endeavors
  2. ivan

    Gun Control

    i'd have a bigger smile if'n i werent' assured on the democrats ability to fuck up such an advantage - who better to fuck up a perfectly good blow-job than them?
  3. ivan

    Gun Control

    not that it ain't funny, but ain't that joke old as muskets themselves?
  4. ivan

    Gun Control

    more relevant today, though, might be the gip's opinion on tightening up the brady bill such that folks can't easily avoid the background check. what did he think of gun shows and private sales?
  5. ivan

    Gun Control

    if the founding father's can be easily turned into machine-gun enthusiasts by the right, what hope can the Big Gipper have of resisting the same treatment? libturds, i think, wouldn't attempt the same thing in reverse for charlie heston though...
  6. ivan

    Gun Control

    if guns are controlled, only outlaws will evolve!!!
  7. ivan

    Gun Control

    without me, my rifle is useless; w/o my rifle, I am useless.
  8. posting just a link = lame tr w/o pix = ghey text w/o the fine-fuck word artfully and amply rendered = john-muir-wannabe-wanker-bullshit you have been warned!!!
  9. ivan

    Gun Control

    now kev's gonna be all, like, "dude, why you talking about abortion and shit?"
  10. ivan

    Gun Control

    FROM MY COLD, DEAD UTERUS!!!
  11. ivan

    Gun Control

    yup, kev, pro-gun control folks are all for taking away all guns no matter the description from everybody for whatever purpose whatever, 'cept the po-po - amazing black n' white understanding of the situation as always the pro-abortion folks are all for eating babies too!
  12. ivan

    Lance

    you don't pay attention much, do you? depends on the day and person - what did i miss? vick's back and as i understood what lack of fandom he suffers from these days has more to do w/ decreased performance than anything, and mike's played to his rep as a brute in the "hangover" movies (plus he sounds like a little kid, and who can stay mad at a child, eh?)
  13. ivan

    Lance

    Michael Vick Mike Tyson Are two that immediately come to mind. both players in a blood sport though, so doing some thugged out shit like bite a brothers ear off, rape a chick and throw some dogs into a blender not as likely to offend the folks who liked them originally? biking seems a bit too libturd-euro-faggy to fancy having back a raging dickhead liar. but then again maybe folks'll want him back just to take pleasure in seeing him beat?
  14. sure was tempted there for awhile...smith oughta be even sunnier though
  15. ivan

    Lance

    "fair?!? you're fucking nihilits!"
  16. ivan

    Lance

    one can only wonder how a japanese athelete, caught in this same situation, would act differently
  17. ivan

    Lance

    i seriously doubt old boy comes back from this - have any other atheletes w/ simliar situations?
  18. This video is pretty cool! like in a dream...
  19. depends...if all 45 are members of the swedish bikini team, i'd probably change my weekend plans to check out this intriguing shelter
  20. as a beginner, it'd probably be horrifying w/ 1 axe (maybe even 2 ) - just follow this old boy's descent route instead - the old chute is more exposed to crap crumbling off the summit cliffs, but it's broad and easy and there'll be a boot track no doubt
  21. where'z dat?
  22. funny, was just thinking this evening it must be that time of year... "then we ate mescaline and went swimming..."
  23. little understood or appreciated piece of history at that - more people starved to death in ww2 (20 fucking million!) than were killed in direct military action - a japanese admiral, commenting on the war plans that ultimately account for a little less than half of those who starved, likened it onto "sewing the sea with salt" it's been a long time since the global economy could tolerate a long-term cessation of international travel the heavy-weight illness of all time, the black plague, was introduced by international trade - grain ships from the black sea arriving in sicily...
  24. you might also point out that, where 9/11 could shut down all air traffic for a few hours, trying to do that over a period of potentially months would come w/ incredible penalties - many economies, for example, would quickly begin starving w/o a return to normal trade (ww2 is a fun illustration of this, looking at all of the regions the japanese took, and then we subsequently isolated)
  25. ivan

    Lance

    i believe the sport of aid-climbing has already achieved this i have little fear of teens throughout this fine land taking up etriers however, far too french!
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