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you know you're a shit when russians offer you amnesty ole gerard might get a chance to rub elbows w/ assad soon?
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shockingly free of epics there devushka!
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his taste in pbr n' taco-trucks paying off in spades it sounds - he still keeping pit bulls n' rooming w/ rednecks?
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nice, mike, i didn't know that you knew mr sjue, quite possibly the uniquest of rare'un snowflakes i've run across
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[TR] Little Tahoma - West Ridge 1/1/1980
ivan replied to Matt Christensen's topic in Mount Rainier NP
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new year, new beatard count 1/1/13 - curiously cold and icy and windblown lap on the corner w/ that powderhound chap, clad in a goddamn gordon's fisherman jumpsuit w/ tight matching-colored gear - wondrous ice-curtain on the slab pitch, under the roofs, and frostcicles on tree ledge - a frozen gully choked w/ gravel up on grassy ledge - sand-storms out on the island, carrying grit all the way across the water to the docks - the boat landing slammed w/ waves, breaking across the ice-clad pier - many tourons on the trail - a fine, quick lap - the first day of Beatardia 2013!
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high enough to smell the fumoroles = summit
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[TR] Riding off the Hogsback - South Side Route 12/30/2012
ivan replied to harrai's topic in Oregon Cascades
So I take it that you still haven't figured out how to use the AT setup that Rbw1963 and I set you up with ... keep on mushin' yup, that was maybe 10 years ago - never underestimate the power of kids and stupid -
was that the one i was on? 'cuz that one was certainly in the same-league as the acid-binge at smiff, though it required a fuck-ton more effort Indeed it is. That's the way I like them, a large amount of effort. holy shit, ole'boy, i woulda paid 2$ to have had you about for our smith thing! i never had so much fun doing continous circles on a boulder w/ a 5.7 handcrack, and the raging camp scene after... half of what made that trip cool for me was taking the amtrac there n' back - fun to get shitty in such an unusual situation
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was that the one i was on? 'cuz that one was certainly in the same-league as the acid-binge at smiff, though it required a fuck-ton more effort
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ze pozition iz filled!
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stout, but not the girth in march? what was cbr in january like?
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the international scene, very nice i had no idea that brit nurse, who inadvertently did so much to get the u.s. involved in ww1, done got a mountain named after her...
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[TR] Bacon Wand - - The All Hallowed South-East Corner 12/28/2012
ivan replied to ivan's topic in Columbia River Gorge
anybody want to get out for a quick fix the first day of the year tomorrow? -
quick lap in the morning? oughta be frossssty
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[TR] Bacon Wand - - The All Hallowed South-East Corner 12/28/2012
ivan replied to ivan's topic in Columbia River Gorge
hard to take pictures at night they ain't got a google translator for kid-speak? if you speak swahili, try this version? holyfuck, tr inaugral kwa jukwaa cuntly-Columbia korongo!?? kevboner got me katika njia ya haki mode kutomba nyuma hii majira ya joto, kurudi kutoka yosylum kama nimepata bahati ya kupata mwenyewe baadhi ya idadi ya misimu katika mstari - incessant inanity na ufahamu maana-spirited juu ya tukio la majira- kufungua, mimi nyuma katika hali blissed-nje ya granite furaha-tu kama beacon-wand kuufungua - ni njia bora ya kutumia yake-takatifu thread kisha journal ya mwaka mzima katika yametukia kila ziara ya, hopefully walimvua tupu banality, ya bora-maana lakini jesus-kutomba mbaya sadaka ya uchunguzi ya kila siku? (Usijali, i pamoja nao katika viambatisho chini) lakini kwa juu-ni-Knob-, i zabuni tr yangu ya mwisho wa mwaka kama msingi huu usajili anastahili-! 2012/12/28 - hakuna shaka dalliance yangu ya mwisho w / wand Bacon kwa mbili-moja-wanapaswa-kumi - Dance yangu 34 ya Dullards katika siku ya sasa - msimu wa Krismasi cunts furaha, anga dim kunjana kuendelea manyunyu ya mvua tepid-katika pande zote - fuckall kwa ligi 5-100, ndondi dira bitchy ... usiku wa kufungwa faini, wazi sasa katika mawingu haraka-wakipanda ya usingizi pombe saa 330 asubuhi, kufungia-ukungu nje kufunika shetani nyekundu-katika shrouds kupendeza ya mithril, mimi manyoya-ilipo na clattering juu mbali ya kurekodi yote, umezungukwa na paka feral kambini katika sebule yangu, infelicitous felines ... siku dawning juu ya BofA, mtoto mdogo kukohoa nje sauti oddest ya croup - alasiri na jioni alitumia kuwasilisha Scouts Msichana kwa mcminville kwa cavortions majini mike ni katika camas vizuri baada ya 9, mwezi ilibuni nyuma ya wingu nyembamba, zisizotarajiwa nguvu upepo kutoka mashariki - zulizuli - matarajio - hofu na lotions? kujifunga n 'kufukuza katika wigo muda mfupi hapo juu kumi na moja - kubwa rack, kubwa kwa viwango vya solo, mimi safi kutoka kwa hofu ya Apocalypse vikaharibika Mayan tu wiki kabla - cliff lote tu kama greasy basi kama msichana alikuwa na tamaa hosed ni wote katika ky jelly- usiku wa leo ilikuwa haki tu - mawingu kutosha kutumikia nchi kama blanketi tamu, kuzuia kushuka kikatili ndani ya Arctic temps-, lakini sio sana kama ya kuzuia full-moon kuangaza chini kwenye hafla wengi (ingawa kila dakika chache uzito mkubwa wa mwanga sagging nje ya eneo, mamalia headlamp-chini ya ghafla kushuka ndani ya giza karibu-jumla, kuokolewa tu kwa blink wa bwawa Bonneville) kavu ambapo kavu, barafu ambapo uchafu, na hadi sisi akaenda w / o tukio i hofu kwa wale ambao dhana ugoro-porn kabla ya adhuhuri - kati ya ajabu mimi itabidi kukiri kwa ajili ya safari hiyo - hakuna picha bila kufanya, hivyo kusikitisha - kubwa mwezi -mbwa circling ghostly-orb, waliojitenga nasi na ila konzi ya maji-molekuli kuikopesha mikono - breeze ngumu, lakini si hivyo kutisha kama tumekuwa na uzoefu katika siku-wamekwenda-na katika siku mchafu wa kichaka marehemu -utawala .... kuacha katika utulivu wa high-uchaguzi kwa ajili ya kuambukizwa (LEGAL!!) ya kupumua juu ya njia ya chini, Kuweka Ni zote Sawa hivyo muhimu katika juhudi jogoo-eyed kama hii - gear kuchagua - mwaka mzima wa jesus-kutomba-hii-carabiner-ni-yangu kuigiza iligawanywa - moto toddies n 'sira ya tumbaku, bisbis n' chupa ya burgundy katika gari kwa bending mabaya ya nafasi ya kufuata camas mahali fulani baada ya wawili - kufikia tayari-wamesahau kutoka hapo - maneno iligawanywa, usiku ni kufa - Nina mbali na kitanda! -
he ain't gone nowhere, nor his trick-bitches wit'em
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[TR] Bacon Wand - - The All Hallowed South-East Corner 12/28/2012
ivan replied to ivan's topic in Columbia River Gorge
woulda been so much kewler to have built the mother-of-all-bonfires on the slumit, cooked some dogs on it, then set up a deli-stand for the flocking tourons -
a seasonal banality of course, but one must observe the forms - what were your top 5 climbs/trips/memories of the year? my thoroughly unhumble selection 1. yosemite w/ geoff n' mike n' tvash ( lurking fear, royal arches, daff dome, leaning tower ) 2. zion w/ geoff ( space shot n' touchstone wall ) 3. dragontail w/ da phuzzy ( gerber/sink not all that awesome, but a solid gut-laugh of a trip ) 4. smiff in spring w/ bob n' da phuzzy (serious mind-bending substances combined w/ a day of wandering like demented lizards around the marsupials, bouldering n' sport-wanking before hauling a serious party setup up to the natural fortress by the cave route - howling at the moon w/ a Big Head n' bigger bonfire all night, then birds in a rut in the morning) 5. wolf rock w/ beaconben ( barad dur n' whatnot )
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first ascent [TR] Squire Creek Wall - Skeena26 III, 5.9, FA 9/17/2012
ivan replied to DavidW's topic in North Cascades
keep writign tr's like this and i will finally have to make the trek -
take flotation - mega deep currently - couldn't begin to reach i-rock yday
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[TR] Riding off the Hogsback - South Side Route 12/30/2012
ivan replied to harrai's topic in Oregon Cascades
nice - saw you as you cruised on by - us bi-peds had to be content to smoke cigs and kevetch at the top of the palmer before descending to get a decent drunk on -
[TR] Bacon Wand - - The All Hallowed South-East Corner 12/28/2012
ivan replied to ivan's topic in Columbia River Gorge
after 3 weeks of bastard-wedder, everyone's getting sum bacon!