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any particuliar reason we can't use midgets - tywin lannister would be a capital feller for this here endeavour, and his wine needs ought to be down-scaleable as well

funny, my partner of last summer made the same attempt under the influence of - he didnt' actually stick the landing, sadly thunderbird's mean. the last time i pissed my pants woulda been 1977 were it not for one ugly night on that train...

burgundy's like, 3$/liter - just 'cuz it's cheap don't mean it's gotta be boones, dood.

if french scientists can do anything, they oughta be able to figure a way to turn my piss back into cheap wine?

"never forget, should you need help, you can always call a friend. sure, some asshole wrote that in a poem once. probably good advice, especially if you have shit for brains."

i'd just be alarmed if, god forbid, my calculations for the essential burgundy were badly off, that i'd be stuck sipping off the rocket fuel for the burn back home if there was no thought of a return trip though, name the craft the "uss hunter thompson," paint it purple n' pack it full of every drug known to man for the party of century!

...carry you, your personal effects, and most importantly, the quantity of alcohol you'd require to survive a 2 year stint to mars and back? would there be enough volume in the space craft itself to store that many boxes of franzia?

choss or coitus? tuff choice.

i assumed there was one - rain was already falling, we'd just boots and gigs in the evening too, so the cards weren't right - it's worth goign back for how hard the all of 20 foot climb? 5.7?

certainly won't do that again...

for a man who makes his bank cutting down trees, blaming co2 problems on bikers makes a great deal of sense i guess he is republican though...

funny - old boy popped into my school year's ago on election day before i knew who he was, to get some face time w/ the kids - the legislature had just passed a bonus for teachers who got a national board certification, which i'd just finished up, so i asked him to pass on my thanks to the august body he was there representing, to which he smiled and said, "oh yeah, they were totally wrong on that, and i'll be working hard this year to undo that. teachers are really far too overpaid." wow, thanks for the visit, asshole

so: sean penn < dennis rodman < jane fonda?

more like after a liter of wine - it helps if bob saget's narrating it too

only if i can bring the jesus to work his holy miracle too... this whole no-fluids through security thing musta been really hard on all the poor alcoholics flyign out there - who can afford to get drunk on a plane?

i hate snuff porn before dinner...

i'll never love another tyrant...

better get them rovers rolling on out of the impact zone

i'm waiting for the official onion confirmation.

wait, i said uncle chaz too, and invoked the "price is right" rule!

i like to paint wooden toy soldiers in the winter. i also like to tuck my twinkie between my legs and prance about like my aunt mildred whilst yodeling the ode to joy.

i see what you did there

aLl YoUr WEdDeRs bElOnG tO u$!

not flipping you shit at all - i've only been up there twice and the second time i'd forgotten the first - it is, as you say, only a short scramble from the summit down to easy ground for the walk off, though i recall it still feels plenty serious enough that we didnt' do much more than a casual attempt at the downclimb before coming back up to do it safely. i seem to recall you end up at a spot where your 10 feet or more off the ground and goddammit, ya kinda just have to let isaac newton take over

yankees don't die, they just get real, real quiet