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  1. nah, badasses don't die, they just faaaaaaade away.
  2. ivan

    Spray

    if you meet spray upon the road, kill it
  3. ivan

    Spray

    "spray is what the whole hep world would be doing on a saturday night if the nazis won the war"
  4. ivan

    Spray

    spray is a vw bus smashed on the sidewalk, yuppie brains leaking from the bumper
  5. ivan

    Spray

    spray is love
  6. ivan

    Spray

    spray is a fart in a stiff breeze
  7. ivan

    Spray

    spray is the unchipped block
  8. ivan

    Spray

    spray is wolf blitzer in a dirty hooker's panties after a hogshead of tequila and half-strip of sunshine acid
  9. a wad of big league chew
  10. ivan

    Spray

    is this a terrence malick kinda question or a simple cry for help?
  11. you'd dig the prime rib of goat washington pass is tits when the weather's good, and leavenworth's pretty close too...
  12. wish that place was in my back yard...
  13. like my foot-funk, my fair mien oft overpowers those that meet it i did also deny everyone on this trip my essence, preferring instead to keep to my tight regime of grain-alcohol and rain water...
  14. only at 3 billion miles an hour! fuck, looks like you can see him making a contrail as he roars through the gap?
  15. "I’m very anti-drug. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t use drugs of any kind. I get in fights with doctors about it non-stop. They say, Pain is bad for you. I say, You know what? You’re full of shit."
  16. nope, that don't look at all raytarded
  17. ivan

    Boston explosions

    huh, huh...it says "taint"
  18. ivan

    Boston explosions

    i thought there was only 1?
  19. ivan

    Boston explosions

    sure sounds like the CIA to me
  20. dealing w/ lying-ass mother-fuckers on a daily basis sure helps sniff out bull-shit
  21. motherfucker clearly never lived in a fraternity house
  22. ivan

    Boston explosions

    domestic terrorists (which is the least bad explanation that i'd hope for to explain today) are usually batshit crazy enough that thankfully such wonderful weapons are beyond them seems a lot like the atlanta olympic bombing - that dipshit thought he was striking a blow against abortion - i hate tardtards who do shit like this but don't even bother justifying it - it's nice to know what brand of crazy you're dealing w/...
  23. can't help but notice the date for the original post
  24. ivan

    Boston explosions

    great point....course, uh....bombs are already illegal and like, this shit don't happen too often hard to imagine the numbnuts that did this not getting sorted out pretty quickly - a gazallion images and videos documenting the scene and one unexploded bomb recovered - shouldn't be long at all before the gubmint tells kevbone what to think!
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    Boston explosions

    Seems more knee jerk than fall back for you tho. i'll take that as a compliment - historically, up-tight bitches have been way more a problem then court jesters, no? the modern interwebs being what they are, we've evolved plenty of forums for discussing the what-have-you's of the day - if you want somber, pc-dominated discussion, head over to facefook - if you want gallows humor and uninhibited opinions, cc.retard's a great place to go hardly the first notable terrorist act in april - today's the 148th anniversary of arguably america's first great terrorist act, the assassination of abe lincoln - today's also the anniversary of our bombing tripoli in retaliation for libyan terrorist attacks in west germany (i still remember the soldiers barging into my class to check id's, as well as the OP they put up on our school roof) - columbine and oklahoma city this weekend as well - the crazy gets to come out-doors once the spring sets in...
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