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  1. perhaps if fat fucks had more guns? if gym instructors had more guns? if brocholli had more guns?
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    forcing abortions

    in the old testament days we'd get to stone the insolent wench and her baby!!! NOW all we can do is get (eventually) stoned w/ her trailer-trash baby
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    forcing abortions

    meanwhile, i can't even force my daughter to eat her goddamn dinner...
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    forcing abortions

    in north korea, baby abort you!!!
  5. yet doesn't any attempt to do so invite the "social engineering" criticism? as if ignoring folks and encouraging their untimely demise isn't itself an example of said phenomenon...
  6. that's not the kitchen!!!
  7. melting down santa though would be a major setback in the war against christmas though
  8. but, given that assuring access to healthcare is a fundemental requirement for a civilized nation, aren't you going to be the first to shit kittens when nefarious government agents call for "social engineering" by demanding excercise, control over diets, and the right to deny care to those deemed "unfit?" you sure ever phatty out there just "doesn't care" about his health? no role for genetics? where they live (christ, good luck staying in shape in alabama in the middle of summer!)? their job? access to whole-foods n' la fitnesses? i mean i like to hate a man as much as the next guy, and fatties can't hardly chase you down, but seeing as how skinny folks drop dead of cancer n' heart problems too, i'm not sure that these guys should be public enemeies #1...
  9. more like "not retarded" what empire has ever disproved machiavelli?
  10. 'cept he actually got a positive score on the SAT verbal section and's okay w/ boys kissing sigh...you really think mccain or mittens woulda been even remotely better? the foreign policy differences between our two parties may be well indistinguishable (the last election cycle's debates bore that out pretty well), but at least their social ones are... one fight at a time?
  11. a fun historical challenge: name a liberal (? shit, any flavor!) democrat from the last century who DIDN'T use military force at some point? drones are so liberal it hurts - conservatives favor the heavy-fisted, all-in-yer-face approach, it suits their style for sure - liberals savor more the ninja solution, so svelte n' deniable...
  12. of course not! on the other hand, he does have a helluva lot of homeboys in his rolodex w/ ample supplies of pliers, blow-torches n' whatnot to go get all medieval on the enemies of 'merica as the occasion merits...
  13. b/c i hate the fucking new york fucking yankees.
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    Skynet

    have the drones achieved self-awareness already?
  15. our secret prisons are better than their secret prisons!
  16. machiavelli can never die!!! [video:youtube]
  17. ze red devil (and 2 goddless hun-hounds) all packed and perky for a big-wall trip before an emergency appendectomy porked it in the posterior on the verge of 200k and no longer bleedign oil all over the place
  18. so long as the replicants are happy to keep pushing all the minorities n' women in the nation towards our camp w/ this bat-shit crazy behavior, i say bully, bully, bully for them!
  19. "VAWA" - sounds kinda like a chick w/a busted mouth trying to say....
  20. are they not both nation-states? boom, there's your justifiable comparison right there. snakes n' humans both have spinal columns too, don't mean that a comparison between the two means they're exactly the same goddamn thang...
  21. my point exactly though this morning i did break down and throw the whole lot of my stinking socks n' soiled drawers into the hopper... the first washing after that month in the valley this past summer
  22. i always told meself that, if i had a wife, i'd have to beat her...yet this one has proved too difficult to rationalize such brute behavior towards though, what w/ the regular home-cooked dinners after a long day at work, hummers n' hotdogs on a regular basis, and keeping the kidoes out of my shit - now if only i could get her to do my laundry...
  23. let's get to brass tacks: is "tard" or "raytard" or "weapons-grade retard" the same as the clinical "retard?" or is it more like "ghey" vs "gay" no need for me to see said video - obviously, if democrats are for it, republicans are temperamentally required to despise it - a retarded situation for sure
  24. boy, did we have epic failure in trying to climb the dog spine today - i need to stop arriving at trailheads to hung over to see over the steering wheel - we missed the proper start by a half mile at least it musta been
  25. and thank god he has no gun to cape your ass (and is 1000 miles away - and very lazy....)
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