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ivan

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  1. is it time for a "whataya tell a chick w/ two black eyes" kinda joke now or what?
  2. sounds like the local camping options suck though? we got access to some condo fo'free in the city of sin meanwhile
  3. too mother-fucking mean looking to be strictly scenic - more proper for a snuff-porn submission
  4. where should i avoid during the rendevouz? does that thign go the whole week, or just a weekend?
  5. perhaps you can manage a frame or two of a turbine-mangled peregrine there dave to set it proper in the thread?
  6. the little death that brings total oblivion? cheerist, can i get that at a discount in cases, sammy?
  7. yet i love to fear and fear to love
  8. how would one even measure that? would reckon anyone running a solar panel might be able to look through records of their output over the years, seems like you'd need an awful big # of such folks though to draw much in the way of grand conclusions... would increased cloud cover help cool the earth by reflecting sunlight? or would trapping the air below the clouds offset the advantages of such reflection?
  9. funny, this is usually how republicans approach cock-sucking too
  10. ivan

    MANIFESTO

    explains how josh can go through girls like tissues
  11. josh taking the chippendale thang far too seriously i see - christ, was all that ghey-sex ya'll had 2gether how you managed to throw yer hammie out?
  12. like all the ideas - keep'em comign if'n you have others - design me a full day, preferably not a freezing cold one, it being spring break afterall
  13. dog spine tomorrow geoff? 4 day president's weekend for this here shiftless governmetn employee!
  14. that ain't no shit, neither - gotta get me a paper route or sumthang...
  15. is camping in the park itself allowed? make any sense to just camp in an area w/ abuncha options w/ a sleepign bag and a big old bottle?
  16. i like to practice my mantra. i find, when i don't practice my mantra, i tend to get a little cranky.
  17. sick, the desert sands look like glaciers
  18. interesting, you start the lead by penduluming into the crack?
  19. my first trip to vegas for the delights of sandstone spring break i got 7 days, and a partner who whines once we hit 5.9 i have no guidebook currently the solar slab routes look great, and figure 2 days spent there to be a good deal what else? heard it's the spring rendezvous, so the less apt to be crowded the better - the more multipitch the better, and adventure climbing always a plus most importantly, for a man leaving the enlightened genius of post i-502 washington state, where's a man to score his climbing medicine, fresh off the plane?
  20. well put - seems quite rational to me, albeit not my cup of tea - the only way you maitain a dictatorship is by doing crazy shit, so crazy becomes only logical all despotisms eventually crumble though, so now, next week, or next century, n korea will get to shake the magic 8-ball of revolution - i suspect that, like most cultures, they'll return to what's familiar and comfortable though, and that the result won't be ragingly dissimiliar from the current regime they tolerate. revolutions ain't good for much more than requiring cartographers to occasionally rename the shit on their maps
  21. a helmet and/or a kevlar umbrella would be good too
  22. like jello, there's always room for bacon...
  23. "The most persistent sound which reverberates through man's history is the beating of war drums." i guess we always need something to fear? quite the long list for us as a country: redcoats, frenchies, slaves, injuns, iraqiis, persians, pirates, mexicans, catholics, jews, chinamen, japs, anarchists, italians, socialists, communists, faggots, fascists, atheists, cubans, chicanos, russians and now rotund ko-reans who we outnuke a thousand times over, yet no doubt can still be reasonalbly construed to pose so mortal a threat we must accelerate our preparations for Total War immediately! i'm sure i'm missing somebody in there though...
  24. n korea is, remember, a very small country that, even it dedicated itself entirely to building nukes, would still not be a fraction as menancing as the soviet union was we doesn't the MAD scenario of the cold war still work here? sure, it makes sense to try to dissuade n.k. from building them, but as that seems only to cause them to cheat and us to get nothign for our money, why not just say fuck it, and maybe send li'l kim a vhs-copy of "atomic cafe" to remidn him who he's thinking about fucking with?
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