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ivan

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  1. he looks like such a charming, dapper man it ain't easy to say fuck you to millions of people w/ a smile, no? #training
  2. tobbaco wouldn't be a problem if we started mandating all children to smoke. when exposed to smoke at a young age, the body learns a way to just shut cancer down. read your internets.
  3. perhaps if we made everbody have a car things would get better too?
  4. i would rather be put in the Total Perspective Vortex
  5. what would lao tzu do?
  6. ivan

    Wanted: Weed cannon

    the national zoo woulda never gotten a panda with that kinda thinking, rob
  7. dunno, i've never been able to afford one - i'm more a "irresponsible non-owner" i suppose.
  8. perhaps his point is a satiric one, the every gun owner might be considered responsible up until the moment they're not?
  9. ivan

    Wanted: Weed cannon

    sure, though as you know, they'd all by their lonesome managed to push us and our erstwhile allies into the exact same position at the start of the conflict. i've no point beyond the simple: don't assume b/c they're a bunch of clowns that they can't fight mean n' dirty
  10. ivan

    Wanted: Weed cannon

    despite their taste in leisure-ware, them koe-rean boys sure did a fine job of hanging onto the 38th parallel despite us doing our damnedest though
  11. guns don't kill relationships, babies do!
  12. this is when my boy beatard-ben would say somethign like "oh shit, stop! i forgot my jacket/helmet/food/shitbag/etc back there"
  13. putting a helmet cam on is a lot like donning a red shirt in the star trek universe
  14. them cameras sure can take a lick'n
  15. all the more reason to bring some powerful mind-benders to wack the whole thing back into shape as needed don't forgot the most critical item (and today his berfday no less!):
  16. congrats. i'm waiting to send meself once i learn the black-art of skiing
  17. all 4 big, hairy, nasty guys, or svelte, lillac-scented vixens? i saw a team of 3 crammed into a technically 3 person tent completly explode in a hate-fuck scream-session at 11k - the fact they were all camped on top of each other seemed to be a contributing factor
  18. i saw their tracks approaching it, but nobody on the ridge itself - got the wine-o late-start, and all my happy-thoughts were gone by the end of the slog over to i-rock through the deep snow - breezy n' deep over there - woulda been stooooked to have seen them topping it out...
  19. long and pointy
  20. In that case I suppose tripods = aid too. anything more fancy than a pad n' pencil i can't even imagine the shake-down me n' my buddies would get trying to fly into canuckistan and back!
  21. ivan

    Mt Hood

    damn near a hundred people y-day not entirely pleasant conditions currently for bipeds - skiiers in hog heaven
  22. the exotic vintages of peter vella n' franzia weigh in at 12% and about 3$/32 ozs - hopefully someone who majored in an actual science can do the analysis. on the other hand, they don't take like lightly carbonated piss n' make you bust ass every 5 minutes, plus you can make excellent sauces ...
  23. pretty certain most of the tea party folks got off at mars to take a leak before continuing on to uranus, to count its many rings
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