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  1. *bump* plane leaving in 48 hrs - who's got anything to add?
  2. ivan

    Good Series on SSDI

    charles dickens wouldn't know what to write about these days
  3. ivan

    Good Series on SSDI

    they might do better manning suicide hotlines - would have some awful practical tips for sure
  4. ivan

    Good Series on SSDI

    what does it matter where the blame falls? the world changes and shit gets fucked up in ever newer ways - how does the life of the obese alabama retard w/ no conceivable prospect for a job stack up against the same damn retard 100 years ago? i'm assuming this is the same article i heard on npr this weekend - chick seemed to not quite know what to think either.
  5. thanks christ the nazis didn't have these fucking things
  6. ivan

    Good Series on SSDI

    gotta love the invisible hand, no?
  7. shit, most be time for my annual failure on this route!
  8. "look kids, it's everything i warned you about"
  9. naw, that ain't right - i did in fact do the plw route in a day the other month, but i've done the free lunch route on the other sidea couple of times too, mostly recetnly around a year ago - the plw's pretty much all aid, the free lunch mostly not too-hard free (though scary and chossish and w/ several sections of pretty stout climbing, on betterish rock, especially on the 1st and last pitches)
  10. yup, that's it - i suppose st helens is fewer miles as the crow flies, but hood's easier to get to and has slopes right out of the p-lot ideal for your purposes - shit, just tumble out and walk as far uphill as you feel comfortable!
  11. there's a dead hooker solution for ya
  12. okay, my bad, so bail on teddy's after 1 pitch then
  13. ivan

    Shot or Jail?

    2 more subjects for carlin's pay-per-view extravaganza http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/22/georgia-infant-stroller-killed/2008681/
  14. ivan

    Shot or Jail?

    george carlin had a pretty creative approach to this problem i thought the 8th amendment *might* allow it? [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmJ2snsLxWw
  15. nearly got my dumb-ass killed soloing it a decade ago when a cannon-ball sized chunk of ice hit me just below cathedral ridge - hit my thigh and i thought for awhile it had snapped my femur - couldn't walk uphill at all and it was a miiiiiiserable retracing of my steps back to t-line - the best was putting a pic of me, my giant bruise and my infant daughter up here and immediately having it yanked off b/c i looked like a pederast
  16. ivan

    Shot or Jail?

    "if you will it, it is no dream"
  17. ivan

    Shot or Jail?

    why all the angst, afterall, these are just 2 more unique and beautiful snowflakes, right? colonel kurtz: "you have a right to kill me, you have that right, but you have no right to judge me"
  18. shit, you do the first 2 pitches of teddy bear's, ya gotta keep going up the free lunch!
  19. ivan

    Shot or Jail?

    i was just assuming they were taking the old testament too seriously - seems like they're pretty much in line w/ dude-er-onomy
  20. ivan

    Shot or Jail?

    kev, since yer close to yer wife n' all, what on earth was the motivation here? these folks just crazy? seems like too simple an explanation - jesus freaks? i can understand beating the hell out of your own kids ( ), but why the fuck go adopt some more if they piss you off so much? is this akin to cat-hoarding or something?
  21. ivan

    Shot or Jail?

    there's not a great distance between playing god and thinking you are god i'm w/ colonel kurtz on this one.
  22. so hard to find people like you...sadly, i'm in olympia all weekend talking to politicians who won't be giving a fuck about what i have to say
  23. ivan

    2 Trillion

    you can't put a price-tag on freedumb - FREEDUMB AIN'T FREE!!!
  24. ivan

    2 Trillion

    i'll just borrow the money from china, duh. they proably make the goddamn thing anyway, amirite?
  25. ivan

    2 Trillion

    wtf is a robo squirrel and where can i get one (this goddamn dog needs to get his due)?
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