Necronomicon

Or this fucker?

Or this thoughtful fucker?

What about this fucker?

Take a can of ginger ale, or any carbonated beverage, and dissolve into it about a table spoon of liquid soap. Drink the whole thing. Soon enough: Projectile Vomiting!! Have Fun Kids!!!

Spraywhore.

I read on the wall last night that Beck will be in the men's room at the northbound rest area near Mt. Vernon every wednesday from 5-6, in case you'd like to slip it(anything) into his pre-gaped ass. Oh, and thanks for taking it like a punk bitch for the climbing community. You're a real hero.

Hating each other makes us more European. Europeans climb harder. I'd rather kick rocks on a party below me than say "Hi" like a pussy. I feel more French.

Better get one of these:

I think you'd be paying $125 to support the Boys & Girls club, whoremonger.

facund \Fac"und\, a. [L. facundus, fr. fari to speak.] Eloquent. [Archaic] My bad...

how facund fecund? Returd.

I hate erik.

You get an erection when you shit too??? No, why, do you? You probably play with your turd. Only when they look like you. I've got quite a collection of Trask shit-figurines

You get an erection when you shit too???

This shit isn't funny. You need to have more respect for people who are trying to learn how to boulder.

Nice image!! You wouldn't happen to have a pic of Chaos Peak you could post...

This thread is spray about spray in an alledgedly non-spray forum, while my post seeking beta on the crux pitch of Mungtacular got deleted. WTF???? This site is going to Hell...

Ice climbing

Took a look at the guide book today at MEC. WOW!!! Another excellent job from Elaho. Thanks!!!

On the seventh pitch of Mungtacular, if I'm using my left hand in the crack at the crux, and stemming off of the knobs, while pulling a gaston off the polished seam at eye level, what size TCU should I place? Thanks for the new forum! It'll be such a big help!

Necro, blah, blah Touched a nerve, eh Dicknob? It's OK, you can still wear your Mounties dodeca-ply goretex sash with your Walking badge of Mountain Acheivement sewn on, next to your badges for Trail Identification, Overpreparedness, and Shorts Over Polypro. Maybe someday one of your instructor Demi-gods will let you go outside without fifty other people holding you hand.

Maybe we can help people like Ursula_Dickbiter in the NEW DIRT RAPPELLING NEWBIE STAMPEDE FILTH HIKING SCRAMBLERS FORUM.

Dicknut, You and Ursula_Dickbiter are apologists of a cloth more crude than these mountie turds that you defend. Just looking at the trampled earth under the feet of this sickening clot of subhuman organic corruption is justification enough for despising them. Do you see any grass? These clumsy urbanites, stuggling to connect with nature while having something to gloat about back at the cubicle hive, have turned "Mountaineers Dome" into a disgusting patch of filth remeniscient of Chilliwack.

It's all part of a larger picture... Notice the simplicity of my Action Suit.