G-spotter

Name those peaks: Outram and Manson Ridge in centre-left midground, Silvertip group at back right

It's also National Aboriginal Day, but maybe just in Canada. Get on top of the Chief to bust out your Exalted Warrior. Then you have both bases covered.

namaste, bitches

the solstice? it's INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY!

Thermogenesis

That's like saying someone who posts "Looking for the Perfect Wife" is a great catch because they're invested in the sanctity of matrimony.

The number one sign of danger on internet climbing forums is posts titled "I'm looking for a mentor!"

Also worth noting that based on 17 years of data there is a significant inverse correlation between "talking about climbing Pacemaker, especially online" and actually climbing Pacemaker.

This situation is well covered in the AAJs. All of which are online. The rockfall damage is quite significant. Expect several pitches of 10+ with no pro.

First of all, who's your A&R? A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar But he don't know the meaning of dope When he's looking for a suit and tie rap that's cleaner than a bar of soap

No bolted routes up here. All routes ground-upped. Lots of climbers though http://www.stephabegg.com/home/tripreports/britishcolumbia/nesakwatch#climb2

LEARN TO CLIMB SIACHEN GLACIER WITH EXPERIENCED INSTRUCTORS

so many no-worky image links

This is the 2018 Everett Mountaineers Scrambling Course meme right?

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of? Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. The Dude: Oh yeah? Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. The Dude: Johnson?

In the parlance of our times?

Nesakwatch Spires/Rexford looking much drier if anyone's looking for some alpine rock.

May 13 2018. Road is currently washed out at about 4 km, (passable by quad but not by regular 4x4 truck) so add on about 2 km of hiking to get to the trailhead. Snow begins at the memorial. Looks like lower part of North Couloir is melted out. Pocket Glacier seems small this year. Big seracs below the east Face and Nav Wall. Large cornice on the summit.

friendship is magic

When you say "quantitative estimates" you mean "make up some numbers and pretend that you've switched from qualitative to quantitative analysis" right? Not actual measurements that would really be quantitative analysis?

velcro high-tops are so

If your friends consider you to be a buffoon, maybe you should re-examine what you write, and/or write less of it.

sand

never had a border guard ask me about cascadeclimbers.com but I keep it on the DL. no stickers, no shirts, no logos. this time around they did ask me if I was having any work done on my truck though.