G-spotter

Do you walk from home to the trailhead, or drive?

Have you looked into a doublewide in Chumstick? You might need to buy a few dogs and lose a few teeth to meet the neighborhood standards.

16 stone maybe

Turd throwing is not in the Basic course syllabus. you need to have taken the scrambling and basic courses before you can learn turd throwing.

Why does Target hate America so much?

= Shepp? bit of a departure namewise from "Shepp's 13" and "Shepp's other 13" And "Shep's Other Rig" and "Shep's Diner"?

Mountain Masters have a lug sole not a dot sole.

You asked for it.

kink-EEEE

rumr is your caps lock stuck because your keyboard is pinned under the mattress?

well, say you were a kiwi and came to washington and were trying to figure out how the YDS converts to Ewbank grades. So you climb two routes rated "10a", which you think should both be 19's after conversion. But one of them is Angel Crack which feels more like a 20 to you and the other one is a 10-bolt, 50 foot route at Exit 38 that feels more like a 17 or 18 than a 19. So you'd be just as confused.

Squeezed in a weekend in Lillooet. -10c overnight at Carlsberg but up to +6 or +7C in the daytime. anything south facing is gone but a lot of north facing ice is still in. However it is starting to ablate and will be gone in another few weeks. 3 Ring Circus - upper pitches thin, first pitch not in Three Sisters - thin. The Strand not touching down. Synchronicity - only the top pitch is left; everything else is wet rock. Mixing With Mike - in Counting Chickens - in Loose Lady - in Tube - very thin and scary looking at the top - bottom is fatter (?) Last Call - lots of ice, bottom of the chimney looks thin though. Deep Throat - starting to melt Carls Berg - chandelier and cauliflower mix Cowabunga Dude - looks in from the road but when you hike to the base the first 10m through overhanging shale bands is missing It is possible to traverse left, climb up to ledge, and traverse onto ice if you want to just climb the top 40m. Waiting Game - still waiting Wader Land - starting to melt in the sun. Rambles Left first tier is thin to mixed at the top on both variants. Centre and Right are fat with good ice. Closet Secrets is thin and scary (bailed from the cave) Prophets Wall rock looked doable with lots of ice blobs but the ice on the dagger is really chandeliered and ugly looking.

sugar-free trades sugar for seizures

it turns out the g-spotter is good for more than just googling yourself

20 = 10b or 10c depending what area you climb at. some areas 20 will be 10b and 21 will be 10+, other areas 20 will be friggin tough.

What happens if you park your truck next to the Magic Curb?

Snowmobile from Hope?

Is it difficult to find the West Lion without GPS waypoints? It looks fun.

Versteigenheit = 12d on Yam

That must be way out in the boondocks.. the baboondocks.

winter ends on march 20 this year.

pint curls

quit your jibber-jabba!

I lost my turtle 3 years ago.. can you go out and check your backyard an see if he's still there? Maybe the turtle you found is Snappy!

i was trying to figure out what an avatar is and the search directed me to this post.