G-spotter

That's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. Maybe you should curl some of that good sarsaparilla.

With a title like "what an ass" shouldn't this thread be about Beach Volleyball?

when you register, there is an option to "accept PMs from other members", if you turn it off, then you can send but not receive. Duh.

The Pontiac Asstek came with a giant black diaper-tent as an optional accessory.

I climed out of bed this morning.

if your hands are at home, how are you typing? with your nose?

Anybody want to come over for a drink?

this one time... in enumclaw...

Hey Dude, would it make you uncomfortable to talk about climbing Mt. Johnson?

Gimme a couple of days here guys, I have to put new cover sheets on all my TPS reports before I can go in the mountains

yeah, 11 months is the longest it has ever taken me to climb a 10b!

you tore your labia? OW!

And when you finish one you can start another. There is no end to the hobby of projecting things. Truly it is a journey without a destination.

i took the evening off to go climbing

Don't you fucking mean an ARRRRRRRRRm and a leg?

Go back to blowin' on it, Dude.

If you can pick up a bowling ball you can train for finger pockets.

I got a PM once asking me what the biggest cam they needed for some route in Georgia was. I've never been east of New Mexico but "someone told us you might know". I'd never even heard of the crag let alone the route

How about a titanium ice pick to go with your titanium spork? Ice Pick Slim Snaffle, yo.

What goes around, comes around. I would not recommend drinking your pee the day after your vasectomy.

It feels good to finally send. Discuss.

.... time for Mountaineers pics! Is this guy self-arresting, or opening a beer that his buddy shook up?

S_c, you've befriended many trouser snakes, haven't you?