G-spotter

WHAT??????? WHAT???? WHAT???!!!???

Alpinfox, did you get a Brazilian wax for your mangina?

Hell, bring the guy some donuts BEFORE you get a ticket. Then it's not a bribe, you are just supporting the local police force.

alpinstox

Yes. Tell the judge you just had a triple soy hazelnut whip caramel infused latte, and all the soy protein made your mangina hurt. Or that you had eaten Mexican the night before and you were driving fast looking for a place to pull over and go on burrito alert.

Ditto

Don't forget "Potter dishonored the whole climbing community"

cruising downhill to save on gas money

IS WALMART A GOOD PLACE TO LEAVE A CAR FOR TWO WEEKS?

KNOW ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GO TO CALIFORNIA FOR A WEEK? WHAT?

J. Frank Parnell (driving the Malibu and singing softly): Forty-niner and his daughter Clementine. Oh my darlin, oh my darlin... Motorcycle cop pulls the car over, gets off motorcycle and raps on car window. J. Frank Parnell: Clementine Clemen- County Sheriff: Let me see your drivers license. Radio: Post ten-eighteen. Post ten-eighteen. County Sheriff: From out of town, hmm? What's you got in the trunk? J. Frank Parnell: oah...you don't want to look in there. County Sheriff: Give me the keys. The motorcycle cop walks around to the back of the car and opens the trunk. The car has New Mexico license plates KBB-283. In every scene after this when the plates are visible, they will be 127-GBH. County Sheriff: AHHHHHH!

Or offer him a chocolate donut!

That's what she told YOU anyways

Maybe you could question the 3 sigma rating of the radar gun Gary. in Latin.

A fat man in a thin girl's body.

Promise me a six pack and I'll ban you. It worked for Squid. What did Iain give you?

Or mongooses. Mongeese?

Stems and seats.

Will mangina be banned under the new policy?

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/577017/an/0/page/0#577017

Maybe she's a he. Check the Adam's Apple.

kurt if you really want to cum across a boarder all you have to do is go to Whistler.

well, one of them could get a sex change and become a woman! i guess they would have to flip a coin to see who does it though.

So if'n a gay couple is married, and gay marriage is banned, are they automatically forced to get a divorce?