G-spotter

"Hey Fred" "WHAT?" "Hey FRED!!!!" "Yeah, huh, what, huh?" "FRED SOME DUMBASS WANTS TO NAME A PEAK AFTER YOU WHEN YOU"RE DEAD! HE WANTS TO CALL BEAR MOUNTAIN MOUNT FRED BECKEY" "What?" repeat 2 or 3 more times then write it on a napkin... "What the fuck... some bureaucrat with time on his hands, huh. Like they tried to rename Castle Eisenhower. No way, Dad"

here's one that probably won't get me in too much shit here (it's from tt.com) scroll down to post from bigdaddy: http://www.telemarktalk.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=180663&sid=5f2eee640c9b702154113cf9ab8d7691 he's getting something from the company he pimped there. fo sho.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by triple-soy no-whip hazelnut toffee macchiatos.

It's all machine and no ghost.

the pope is dead, long live the pope... once the white smoke goes up

was it dry enough to climb?

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/161059/an/0/page/1#161059

I know it's happening here. I got PMed insults and threats last time the subject came up.

The best crack is the one having the most fun, regardless of grade.

By the way I heard the new Sporty Widgets from West Pole Brand are the shit!!! Anyone got one yet? I'm so excited to see these new toys!

Paid Buzz "Q: I'm so enthusiastic in the prospects for word of mouth for my business, how do I build my own 24/7/365 word of mouth brand community for my brand/my client's brand? A: We will have somebody contact you and if interested, an account team will sit down in person with you and consult your branded footprint in the word of mouth space." You can bet there are several registered members of cc.com who are getting paid to recommend or generate hype about certain products and brands. This is the counterpart to the catalogue that isn't working for you anymore. fuck you viral marketers

No but it did also happen in Skull Hollow as I reenacted my conquest to the adulation of the groupies!

But what about Muffy LeBre, huh?

btw when i tried to do a headstand on the top of monkeyface i tripped over my aiders and fell on my ass

Who dares to speak of Donegal You get kicks in the bars and kicks in the balls The harp that played in Tara's halls Is burning on the dump Virginia is a gin town Belturbot is a sin town And all the boys from Skintown Are in England on the lump Got pissed in Letterkenny With darlin' sportin' Jenny Spent me very last penny And we made it in the press The husband caught me in the bed Tried to shoot me in the head Had to swim the stream to get The Donegal Express Kahaya! You fuck! Come Hell of high water I might have fucked your Missus But I never fucked your daughter Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh

Olive Theother Reindeer LeBre

It's relevant for GPS use. TRIM I features are often out of position by 100m or more. All the GPSed positions of creeks in the block I was in on Friday, were showing up on TRIM ridges instead of in TRIM gullies because the TRIM contours were in the wrong place. Same with cliffs and other useful features. Paper maps are on the way out anyhow. Downloaded maps to palm or GPS are gonna be the new standard pretty soon. I havent used a NTS map in over a year.

head to head with monkey

Isn't TRIM II going to be out soon at 1:10K?

get a Dell, fire sale prices

Penn Gillete named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter Gillete. That's not outdoorsy enough, so how bout Moxie Eastface Devilsclub Layton Wolfe Snafflehound LeBre

Cuba LeBre

You can start stemming right where the dude in the pic is. Who anyways is jamming and not laybacking - look at his feet. Laybacking is the "technique of no technique".

If I died tomorrow, it would still take olyclimber and iain 2 years to get to 30,000 posts If I died tomorrow, my project would get sent by someone else If I died tomorrow, I would never find The Nodder. Oh My God! If I died tomorrow it would probably take at least 3 days before anyone noticed cause it's a weekend If I died tomorrow in the arms of Annabelle Bond, the number of hits on Climbing magazine's news page would cause a crash of the entire Interweb. So I'll tell her to be gentle.

I fell into a crevasse wearing a windshirt and found a Neutrino once. Does that count as crevasse fall experience?