G-spotter

Unless you have a tauntaun. If you have a tauntaun by all means you should head up there and prance around.

Why not use the COBRA weather control sattelite to create sunny blue skies over the mountain? COOOOOOBRAAAAAA!

In the Who's Online now, it just tells you who's reading which forum, not which post they are reading. That makes it sooo much harder to bump up old posts. skull baa

http://climbing.com/news/hotflashes/mounthoodrescue1206/

man in front pedals, man in back hides the sausage

JonMF206er, how many pitons did your taunton carry up Denali for you?

Hard Core Logo - Herd It Thru The Bovine

Forced Over To Hump

Why I don't understand is why they don't send the acknowledged MOUNT HOOD SPEEDCLIMBING RECORD HOLDER up there to rescue the lost climbers. I mean this guy and his dog are so fast that no one can see them climb! He'd slip between the snowflakes, dodge the avalanches like Dash Incredible on meth, dig out the climbers and his wonder dog would guide them down the mountain, and no one would even be able to see him... why not?

What's up with that dude holding the iPod next to Marilyn. I didn't think they had them back then?

Dude it was "only" 5.9 A2, Beckwith probably didn't think it was hard enough. Colin you should've tacked a sit start on!

Well speaking of soft brah, what about your Epinephrine claim. That's a "V" in a notoriously gimme grade area where routes like Rainbow Buttress and Black Orpheus each get a supposed IV. WTF, in my opinion the RB-BO link up is a IV (barely) and so is Epi, and your route is half the length and time of those.

skull skull I'm already dead. I am haunting cc.com. Boo! Scary eh? skull skull

The other route on the baron falls tower was grade IV six pitchs and 5.10. So.... so they're both overgraded. They'd be III in Yos. or Canada

Yeah, and it was +9 today

marital aids are aid

back in the 80s lots of dudes would wear those short adidas shorts where your tackle would hang out of the leg holes and no one started a celebrity website about it. this is just a case of women being 20 years behind the times

that sounds like bukkake

It was +6C in Lillooet yesterday and not far off that in Pemberton - draw own conclusions.

There's something in the foreward of Dougherty's Alpine Guide about him deciding to write the guide after meeting a party that (I think) had just bailed off of Andromeda Strain, due to shitty conditions, and getting ready to go up on Emperor Ridge on Robson in even worse conditions because it was the only other climb in the Rockies that they knew of.

A warm place to sleep for Christmas With a "new fish" every day

When Guy and Mike were climbing the Edwards-Spagnut on Steinbok they found that very haulbag, stuffed full of ropes, stashed at the base of the wall. Booty!