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did someone lobotomize Batten?

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You know, there is supposed to be a UFO base located under Mt Shasta. Shasta is a Cascade volcano. Maybe there are also aliens living within Mt Hood and they are responsible for the climber deaths. Has the autopsy reported yet if the rectums and other organs were removed? Because in cattle mutilations, the cows often have their tender parts removed surgically. With all the rescue aircraft flying around, one more black helicopter would have been totally unnoticed. I think a special team should go back up to investigate these snow caves. One might be a camouflaged entrance to the alien base. But go prepared. MREs, East Coast gangsta system, shoe polish, and above all, take an alien-proof rectum.

Bump! I've seen some right fucking gapers at Squamish over the years... like this guy

You mama so fat she has to go thru the carwash to wipe her ass

I don't know what else to call it. When two summits align exactly as seen from the summit of a third. I can only think of two and I only have photos of one of them: -From Wedge, Garibaldi is exactly behind Castle Towers, and completely hidden except for a tiny white patch. -From Williams, Slesse and Baker line up perfectly. Studying the photo, you can see that Slesse actually fits within Baker's silhouette. Note how South Peak of Slesse lines up with Sherman Peak. Weird. What are some others?

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mr_phil's goddamn avatar associated with dancing obesity

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Worth one shot or two? Or a double-pump mint venti tauntaunmilk frappuccino?

Come and Sniff Our Tauntauans!

I am still waiting for the backpack with "active load reduction technology"™ in the form of helium balloons

Jon, can you put an "Over 1 Million Served" in the cc.com logo now, like McDonalds?

The Bardo is all about being judged by three headed monkey demons and shit. Wheel of Karma, up or down?

I'm alive I'm dead I'm the stranger Fisting a dolphin

pink up line

100 Mile House is halfway from Clinton to Williams Lake. Although, maybe it would be worthwhile going to Lillooet for a day or two. Rambles, Oregon Jack, Night N Gale are probably in.

Well, the Chinese man has already fisted a dolphin, so...

Global warming. I sure as hell wouldn't go near Lillooet right now. The webcam is showing some bare brown slopes even high up on Fountain Ridge Clinton 4cast is showing the temps for 100 Mile House.

You're like a retard and I'm like velcro shoes. We were made for each other!

Can I fall in your half mile deep crevasse?

Spoilsport