G-spotter

If thine Spray offends thee pluck it out, baby Jesus.

you can't win if you don't play.

Hey man, it's only the Chinese Buddha that has a bubble gut. The Burmese one is a Boy George clone ladyboy.

I want to see Gary back up his claim

but no pics of hot girls?

China has just declared the taunphins to be extinct

who would want to find your big, pink ass anyhow

lol muffy

Hemingway was into WTF, was he a rodeo clown or something

I am getting a Y tattooed on my forehead. That stands for Y, which means "Yes I have a tauntaun".

That's not even spelled correctly!

He's got Suicide Pact confused with Temporary Autonomous Zone.

Suzy has a strapon

to win the prize name location where pax is climbing pole.

That's not mattp, it's dbb

You mean you didn't know about this important holiday?

Mike, you are a little premature there. Global Orgasm Day is Friday December 22nd. This Friday, say "Oh G.O.D." 8D

OJ did it. Or that kid stuck in the well.

You should have more respect for your relatives, dog boy. I didn't know you were a BASE jumper Steve?

I think all Americans should go and live in a giant underground Walmart. You will be safe in there. It will also do much for reducing the overcrowding of the mountains. You will still be allowed to read our trip reports from the legislated safety of your bunker though. And when the cannibalistic mole people burrow into your bunker and begin the orgy of slaughter, we wil at least consider sending you some MREs or shoe polish or nail clippers or something.

Take the Red Pill, or take the Blue Pill?

Too much Viagra?

So it has more holds but is harder, or did climbers just get weaker?

It's Vantage. Old holds vanish and new holds appear every 5 minutes. Indeed, the slope below the cliff is composed of former holds. And former routes. Some with dummies attached.

Generally speaking I'm not going to be climbing anything steep anyway if avvy hazard is higher than low. I have only taken a beacon once when winter climbing.