G-spotter

Yeah, and it was +9 today

marital aids are aid

back in the 80s lots of dudes would wear those short adidas shorts where your tackle would hang out of the leg holes and no one started a celebrity website about it. this is just a case of women being 20 years behind the times

that sounds like bukkake

It was +6C in Lillooet yesterday and not far off that in Pemberton - draw own conclusions.

There's something in the foreward of Dougherty's Alpine Guide about him deciding to write the guide after meeting a party that (I think) had just bailed off of Andromeda Strain, due to shitty conditions, and getting ready to go up on Emperor Ridge on Robson in even worse conditions because it was the only other climb in the Rockies that they knew of.

A warm place to sleep for Christmas With a "new fish" every day

When Guy and Mike were climbing the Edwards-Spagnut on Steinbok they found that very haulbag, stuffed full of ropes, stashed at the base of the wall. Booty!

Ya the more spoons in the drawer the better right?

BTW, http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/616049/page/1#Post616049

I think planes shouldn't fly into a mountain popular with climbers, as a sign of respect for a popular climbing area.

Perfect ice partner?

Is that like Wire Fu?

When you have a weekend you can and usually do go anywhere within range. Hmmm, raining on Slesse, let's climb at Squamish instead. But when you fly in from distant lands with a week off from work and Rainier the next tick on your road to Everest and the 7 Summits, you may not have brought enough stuff or have the mental attitude to pack it in on Big R and head to Vantage instead just because the forecast is crappy for 3 days down the road.

When you go to Canmore and it's -30C outside, the locals are all staying home by the fire and it's only the poor roadtripping bastards that are out climbing brittle dinner platey shit and getting frostnipped.

From the half-title on the forum list, I thought this was gonna be an updated list of human-dog speed ascents

band camp?

Ummm here's a link for ya Jack Robinson!

No, HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN!

Here is something you can't understand.

Pure snake oil.