G-spotter

Probably not a good idea, as they tend to break into segments. That, and if you can access it, it is probably coming out of your butt... that's great... it won't be frozen, and there's more room in the pockets of my jacket for gu.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/iran/story/0,,1997721,00.html

Your mom

Kevbone, your mama is sooooooooooooooooooo fat, she doesn't have a waistline, she has a waist "area".

Kevbone, your mama is sooooooooo fat, Goodyear keeps trying to pump her up with helium and fly her in parades.

When I was screw shopping this year I decided to cough up a bit more money and try the Grivel 360 and Petzl Sonic instead of just buying more BD Turbos. The 360 is kind of weird with the flip-out lever and clip in next to the head. Still haven't decided whether I like it or not. It took me one day to get used to the Petzl rotating bolt-hanger handle. Now I like it more than the BD. The teeth are very sharp and didn't even dull when it accidentally got rocked. The ability to clean it while keeping the draw clipped saves time. Overall I think it was worth paying $10 CDN more for and I will probably get one or two more of these as older screws get retired. Has anyone ever seen a DMM Revolution or whatever they are called for sale in North America? The ice screw, not the pulley-biner.

Or Olympus Mons?

Asolo boots are teh suck. They feel and climb like Kleenex boxes on the feet. Also don't believe published weights. Actually weigh them. Why not Scarpa Omegas with Intuitions?

Yo mama so fat she can't even swim, she runs along the bottom like a hippo.

iGoatse

Yo mama soooooooo fat, Weight Watchers has to watch her in shifts

Kevbone, yo mama soooo fat her and her ass got different addresses.

Yo mama sooooo fat, she thought Chubby Checker was a job description and sent her resume in.

Kevbone, your mama soooooo fat she sweats Crisco

4 hours would be pretty slow for a speed ascent of LC, given that the Nose--which is three times the length and much more sustained--has been climbed in under 3 hours. ummmm but he's climbed the nose like a million times already and has it wired, whereas LC would have been onsight?

Yo mama sooooo fat, her laptop's a tabletop

Yo mama sooooo fat people rope up to cross her stretchmarks

You mama sooo fat she's got more loose change in her skinfolds than there is in my couch cushions

http://minnesotaclimbing.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=8&url=/showthread.php%3ft%3d217

Yo mama so fat she stunt doubles for Jabba

You mama so fat that in New Orleans, they renamed Tuesday after her.

Yo mama sooooooo fat that they ran out of X's for the size label on her panties

Yo mama so fat that her chins have chins

http://www.clubtread.com/sforum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=19903

PM me if you'd rather have me show you my genitals than my degree in private.