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Thug: Damn! You can't go nowhere now without seeing faggots. I saw two brothers holding hands on the train the other day. It's like they were coming out of the closet on the train! Thugette: There ain't no closet on the train.

next up - getting Bonzo unbanned

Funny how Fawell was attackin' the tubbies but never said anything about A PINK CARE BEAR WITH THE RAINBOW PRIDE STOMACH!!!

hellO people!! nalgene bottle swinging on pack = 359% dorkier than gaiters on slab

climbing off yo mama

It's no opinion at all... just raw numbers. me and Iain's various avatars still have you beat at posting.

It sucks to be #3

you've broken many holds, haven't you? bad: rudy's fat ass good: being skinny enough to not break holds

The best sprayer is the one with the most posts.

Pistols for Pandas?

Chopping a hole in YOUR PARTNER because HE forgot the stove, the fucker!

get an endangered species ringtone instead: http://www.biologicaldiversity.org/swcbd/

There's some wicked bouldering described in an issue of Climb magazine (UK)

not here yet Chilliwack gets screwed again! they must ship it to vancouver, then to a fraser valley distribution centre in langley, then to the wack via mule train

bad: your buddy visits your favourite bouldering area, climbs the classic problem you can barely do, but breaks off a massive hold that defined the problem but good: you figure out a way to do the problem using what's left of the broken hold. just a smidgen harder

How could they leave out SNAKEFINGER??? Or Sonny Sharrock

"Bob Barker Cut My Dog's Nuts Off" - Squamish boulder problem

Did they have food in the tent?

IM ON UR ROUTE DRINKING UR PEE

"Vegetation removal" which includes scrubbing, is prohibited in GVRD Parks, including Lynn Headwaters.

Many of the same people trying to prove that Moore lied about various things are also trying to prove that Darwin lied about evolution.

Dove, The Band of Love!

I didn't get mine yet. Chilliwack is always a couple days late

Death Cube K is an anagram of Buckethead

Cringe And Jabber