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  1. As birth rates decline and lifespan lengthens, eventually there will be a point where adult diapers outsell baby diapers and are mostly worn by old people and diet drug addicts, as well as astronauts.
  2. LA people have brains?
  3. How many of these diet drugs are actually used by fatties and how many are used by bulimics looking for less vomit stains on their teeth?
  4. Then I would imagine a cute skirt is definitely out of the question. A cute skirt and no panties (or a kilt for that matter) is just less clothes less to get shit stained. Combine it with an adult diaper for a space-age look that says "Obsessed Astronaut"
  5. Flying Circus is a hell of a lot more polished than it was when first freed in the 70s, (or even than it was when I first climbed it in 1991) but it's still 10a. You just have to be more precise with hand and foot placements.
  6. The key with any of these devices is to avoid dynamic falls. The Ushba, Shunt, and MiniTraxion will cut the rope at around 6 kN. These forces can be generated by, say, clipping in to the device with a long sling instead of directly to the harness. The Rocker was designed to be stronger and I think, will hold falls up to around 9-10kN. That's my memory based on some data that was referenced on buildering.net, and a climbing mag review of the Rocker. I have no links archived to back it up. Research it yourself if you need more info. Instead of a HMS pearbiner, I use a 1/2" stock maillon rapide/quicklink to attach the Ushba to my harness. I found the pearbiners tended to swing around and potentially crossload the gate. The quicklink is long and narrow so it tends to keep the Ushba at one end and doesn't crossload.
  7. Polish is just a requirement for good technique. Just like having bad technique doesn't let you claim a 5.6 as a 5.9, polish does not increase the grade of a route.
  8. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!
  9. Schoolwork, drink, date, drink maté, buy stuff, cook fish, sleep, take photos, drive car, spray,
  10. Prairie dog suburb :pagetop:
  11. Can you get fish tacos from the same place you get breasts?
  12. I hate America, Fuck you all.
  13. my high school geology teacher had a coprolite in his desk to demonstrate to the class that it was a fossil, he would lick it
  14. And I've heard that the day after you play the skin flute you complain about your sore knees too.
  15. Bellingham is only superior to Bellevue in that it is closer to Canada.
  16. Are you going to recumbent naked in the Solstice Parade?
  17. I have done it but I find the Ushba Basic is better.
  18. G-spotter

    Pitons

    i like it when ppl leave fixed pins b/c then i add pins to my rack
  19. IM IN UR CREASHNIST PREHISTERY EATIN UR CAVEMANS
  20. "up to 70% off retail"
  21. fixed nuts? booty? damp crack? big jugs? getting spanked? hard project? smearing on tiny nipples?
  22. higher fertility rates directly correlate with lower education
  23. just read "rock warriors way" and drop acid
  24. as long as you use the old blunt/broken pick and not a good one cause it'll end up about as sharp as a butter knife after scrubbing a couple pitches for real heavy duty scrubbing, you want an ice axe cause the adze works great to peel off moss carpets for cleaning a pitch it helps to have an ice tool, narrow wirebrush, whisk, nuttool and toothbrush start with axe whisk go over it with wirebrush whisk use nut tool on thin parts and deep cracks whisk final touch up with toothbrush one last whisk and it's g2g
  25. dude you got painting of on your wall
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