G-spotter

the flip side of desertification is flooding... flash flooding. central texas gets ~490mm of rain (19 inches) in 24 hours. that's more than many areas of the "wet" PNW have EVER recorded in 24h:

OMGHI2U

Isn't that CoPilot? It sure looks like CoPilot to me.

Am not, okay I am... Shit dude... chalk bag on a biner on your haul loop? That's WORSE THAN SHORTS OVER POLYPRO!!!! Omfg

I'd chuck in $20 for the mullet. But it has to be at rope-up.

Get one hammer and one adze. Alpine means possibly placing pins and stuff, and also having to clear crud.

It's a simple and fundamental truth, just like f=ma

It's really, really hard to do a bad job of shaving a head.

can doesn't mean should

I cut my own hair

The bit in the smith guide about "nauseating rock... struggle up chimney fighting off pigeons... this route is only climbed by beginners armed with racks of hexes and triple-length slings"

oh, but wait, what if people are kinky because it turns them on, not because it's edgy and transgressive? you know, like you get turned on by GDP statistics

Make the pie higher.

He's more of a lolcat-amite

person-of-large-stature-uous

It's to harmonize

"If it ain't broke don't fix it". Cocaine Connection is far from broke.

So OK they placed one new 1/4" bolt, at a belay. I'm not so worked about that.

This isn't one of those climbs. The bolts are in the right places and there are enough of them. The climbs you are describing, on the other hand, are not classics with bolts in good places. Do you see the difference?

magic light

i desire i desire i pledge allegiance to the thought that your love is all that matters and your gestures have the power to bring the whole world to its knees don't let me torment you don't let me bring you down don't ever let me hurt you don't let me fail because i desire your attention i desire your perfect love i desire nothing more (than this) (or less) to give you happiness could become a lifetime goal a smile i might bring you is more important than world peace i pledge allegiance to the fact that you're wise to walk away for nothing is more dangerous than desire when it's wrong

I'm certain the troops have some shots of "cream" for Paris' face.

get your tongue out of my mouth cause i'm kissing you goodbye

UKClimbing article on Climbing Kids - recommendations from sport medicine study for training etc. Note that most of recommendations are being ignored or broken by hotshots like Ondra and Lama. Discuss?