G-spotter

Kurt, the NE Butt approach is the wrong side of the mountain for the NW Face. The NW Face is approached via Slesse Creek.

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looking for a MENTOR!!!

I bet Twight and Blanchard etc. were really sorry to find the ropes and gear the Japanese left, while they were having sex with death 8D skull

We are talking about K2 here and not Jannu. How much fixed rope did they leave on Everest NF? I heard no complaints about that.

Since I wouldn't give much credibility to a guy's opinion on evolution if he was from the Discovery Institute and had written three books on creation science, why should I pay attention to an opinion from someone from the "Post Carbon Institute"?

When Carlos Buhler teamed up with the Russians to climb the Lightning Route on Changabang it was just the opposite, Ryland. One or two guys do ALL the leading and the rest of the team is there to support them - hauling, cleaning cooking etc. People criticize expedition syle for seiging but i would have to say "so the fuck what". It's a lot more work to be on a wall for three weeks instead of three days. If they are having fun and not dying then more power to 'em.

Just ask him. He'll tell you.

this one is more appropriate for u!

Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog. You think maybe Blair is a man who take off his clothes and let his khram go hard and put in a man’s bottom? This is my sister. She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan. My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here? Women can now ride on inside of bus. Homosexuals are no longer required to wear blue hat, and age of consent is now 8 years old! There is one singer called Shakira… sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, ‘Can I touch your shakira?’ or ‘I have seen your wife’s shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog. In Kazakhstan we say man who has never killed a man is like man with no khram. Yes, I have been in a movie Dirty Jew. I play the one who eh… the hero, the one who shot him. That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testis satchel that gave it away. This my friend Mari. I come here for massage and, how you say? Hand relief. Every Thursday, he clean my hole. Chain of importance: God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli. In US and A, women can vote, but horse cannot?! To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes. I like you

spray is a zombie coming back from the dead to eat ur brainz

Maybe you should quit engineering and become a Geologist: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geologist

nsfw realdoll.com

Maybe she's going on a "bend"er

Scientists make salmon give birth to trout

OLY ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN A.N.A.M. FOR THIS?

The most gratifying big wall route is the one having the most fun.

Bolted , placing nutz

PORTER ARE YOU GONNA POST A VIDEO OF YOUR OPERATION TO YOUTUBE?

is that a boy or a girl

I was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night, When an XKE pulled up on the right He rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag, And challenged me then and there to a drag I said "You're on buddy -- my mill's running fine, Let's come off the line now at Sunset and Vine But I'll go you one better, if you've got the nerve, Let's race all the way -- to Dead Man's Curve" (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away (Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say: "Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve" The street was deserted late Friday night; We were buggin' each other while we sat out the light We both popped the clutch when the light turned green, You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine I flew past La Brea, Schwab's and Crescent Heights, And all the Jag could see were my six taillights He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve, But I pulled her out and there we were - at Dead Man's Curve (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve... [sounds of skids and crashes] ) (Spoken): "Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve I know I'll never forget that horrible sight, I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right" Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve... (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away (Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say: "Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve" (Dead Man's Curve) is no place to play (Dead Man's Curve) you'd best keep away (Dead Man's Curve) I can hear 'em say: "Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve" (fade)

whatever happened to D-dog? I heard he was feeling a little horse.

Ponyboy < Sodapop

PMS?

We had beer in the fridge but I drank it all