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  1. you can go either way and they are both 5.9 "Pig pen" my favourite climb there! Its a good clean aid route too or dry-tool when its mossy and frozen
  2. My other house is also your mama's.
  3. G-spotter

    Blackwater

    What is the current exchange rate for Iraqi lives vs. American lives? Obviously an American life is worth much more but HOW much more? Maybe the statisticians at the Economist can produce a chart showing how much this has fluctuated since 2002.
  4. no, that gets you to mcguire. you go up the hill and then right through the army firing range area.
  5. I'M GOING TO WATCH HOUSE AT STEVE HOUSE'S HOUSE TONIGHT
  6. Years ago we went climbing for the day and when we got back one friends tent had been stolen and another one had been dragged to the other side of the campground, collapsed and hidden behind a bush
  7. I climbed a chimney in a mountain made of rock. And got snowed on.
  8. Sunshine Chimney South, Centre and North, and Hiphugger, in the Bulletheads. Satans Slit at the Bluffs. Navy Seals at Seal Cove. Kneewrecker Chimney. Tall Skinny People. If you can do this you will have no problems with Epinephrine.
  9. But when you're 7 and you take a whipper, even a #1 RP is bomber. And yes, Chris Lindner was leading 5.10s at age 4.
  10. Yes, you're right, but thousands of parties have summited your sister and only one of them asked for beta first.
  11. Today while driving around in a tired and coffee-deprived state I came up with the idea of the "beta-request jinxed" climb. Maybe i was thinking of the Supercouloir on Deltaform but whatever. The hypothetical climb I am descibing would be one that some parties just go out and do (successfully) but one that any party that asks for beta about online will ALWAYS have a serious accident or epic on. Are there any such climbs and if so, what are they? Aside from Supercouloir. I think maybe the last 2 parties to ask about that one online either had to get rescued, or died on the route. skull Don't quote me on that though.
  12. Pole dancer
  13. I betcha it's hard to masturbate in that thing.
  14. Kurt, the NE Butt approach is the wrong side of the mountain for the NW Face. The NW Face is approached via Slesse Creek.
  15. looking for a MENTOR!!!
  16. I bet Twight and Blanchard etc. were really sorry to find the ropes and gear the Japanese left, while they were having sex with death 8D skull
  17. We are talking about K2 here and not Jannu. How much fixed rope did they leave on Everest NF? I heard no complaints about that.
  18. Since I wouldn't give much credibility to a guy's opinion on evolution if he was from the Discovery Institute and had written three books on creation science, why should I pay attention to an opinion from someone from the "Post Carbon Institute"?
  19. When Carlos Buhler teamed up with the Russians to climb the Lightning Route on Changabang it was just the opposite, Ryland. One or two guys do ALL the leading and the rest of the team is there to support them - hauling, cleaning cooking etc. People criticize expedition syle for seiging but i would have to say "so the fuck what". It's a lot more work to be on a wall for three weeks instead of three days. If they are having fun and not dying then more power to 'em.
  20. Just ask him. He'll tell you.
  21. this one is more appropriate for u!
  22. Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog. You think maybe Blair is a man who take off his clothes and let his khram go hard and put in a man’s bottom? This is my sister. She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan. My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here? Women can now ride on inside of bus. Homosexuals are no longer required to wear blue hat, and age of consent is now 8 years old! There is one singer called Shakira… sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, ‘Can I touch your shakira?’ or ‘I have seen your wife’s shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog. In Kazakhstan we say man who has never killed a man is like man with no khram. Yes, I have been in a movie Dirty Jew. I play the one who eh… the hero, the one who shot him. That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testis satchel that gave it away. This my friend Mari. I come here for massage and, how you say? Hand relief. Every Thursday, he clean my hole. Chain of importance: God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli. In US and A, women can vote, but horse cannot?! To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes. I like you
  23. spray is a zombie coming back from the dead to eat ur brainz
  24. Maybe you should quit engineering and become a Geologist: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geologist
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