G-spotter

vodka is NOT aid

i just loked at the pikshers

stokey

impossible!

I'm listening to FM radio, Porter!

THIS IS THE ALARM FORCE CENTRAL STATION! IDENTIFY YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY!

I love horsecock

The solid choice for furni-TUUUUURE, everybody's shoppin' at the Brick!

Well, when you choose diamond jewelry from Spence, you enjoy the peace of mind that comes with industry's most comprehensive purchase protection.

I wouldn't buy Jenny a mattress anywhere else even if she begged me to.

that if you called 867-5309 right now, you'd get Sleep Country USA?

0 days till snaffle

If you have to drag people into it, you do so. If you enjoy fucking, you fuck; if I enjoy fucking, I fuck. Fucking other people is harmless. Fuck, fuck and fuck! Should I punch you twice instead? Right? When it's been settled, it's settled. Don't warn me. Why did you warn me? I'm not half scared even if you do! I'm extremely stressed, don't you know that? Now, do you understand? You shouldn't warn me! It's settled, you get the point? If you warn me, it means the matter isn't settled! We should forget about this, having shaken hands. OK?

the old arc'teryx black ice was perfect. all webbing no padding! i had one stolen out of my car a few years back... just bought a load of used gear from a guy who was quitting climbing and he had a black ice! ha!

I never understood how one rabbit could stand up all those stone heads on that island.

cowfit

Maybe Boeing should put Microsoft-designed mandatory skyscraper avoidance software into its planes.

myostatin is a bitch

they taste good too

linky take that intelligent designers!

haha someone's gonna be at 9999 forever

Erik's desire to start a new religion probably has more to do with "altar boys" than anything else

You take the money the guy gives you, blow it on booze, and the bank repos the guy's car.