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If choss was all I had to climb, like if I lived in Oregon, maybe I'd crag on it too.

some choss pile?

V16 they say.

I climbed Squaw's Tit. Onsight. Phone the mags!

Where are the cigars dammit?

If "The Rock Warriors Way" helped you climb, maybe the "Celestine Prophecy" will too.

our white houses are igloos. igloos are fireproof.

Nobody fucks wit da Jesus.

That new Reverso looks exactly like the BD Guide XP or whatever the hell its called but the clip in is horizontal instead of vertical. Which might make a big difference belaying? So the device faces out from wall instead of parallel to it, or is that vice versa.

When Jesus Christ was a youngster, did the other kids taunt him by telling him "Dude, your mom's a virgin!"? The Bible is strangely silent on this point, even as it details how Jehovah sent bears to maul and eat children who taunted another of His prophets for being bald.

if you solo a sport route, can you call it trad, because you didn't clip any bolts?

OMG A CHINESE SUB JUST SURFACED NEXT TO THE USS PORTER! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED AMERICAN! WE COME WITH DIMSUM!

Those Brits were Canadians

Your Mom.

They bolted it so they could work the moves, silly!

What did the circle say to the sphere? "Dimension of me never got around"

OOh yah, Robson is known for its high-standard rock climbing Maybe in comparison to Bellingham

Once the sub had surfaced, it was recalled due to high levels of lead and date rape drugs in the paint.

Pfff.. the best routes on Yamnuska are looser than the worst routes on the Chief and the same is true of the mountains.

Mmmm, bare & wet 8D

And the encyclopedia stack makes a good substitute for cheater stones too.

Whatever beeyotch. Read the article!

Dru, would you care to explain this to us non-geologists? If it were not for the insulating effect, the continental plate above would be hotter, would it not? How would this lead to a greater elevation? Is it simply that warm rock is less dense and therefore would be more bouyant? buy the fucking magazine like i did, cheapskate! or get mckillop drunk you forgot that warm rock expands too.