G-spotter

you miss kevsbone and you are looking for something new to suckle on

pink, are you from Enumclaw and branching out from horses or something?

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/cold_winter_forecast

sounds like minx has a hotmale account

Google "solar minimum"

unbearable!

Are you taking a mattress with you Mikey, or are you going to have to buy one there.... from Sleep Country, USA, why buy a mattress anywhere else? "Ding"

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die, when all the birds are singing in the sky, Now that the spring is in the air. Pretty girls are everywhere. When you see them I'll be there. We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time.

I keep beer in my spare igloo.

I thought "high level" was ABO 5.13+ M10X A5 nowadays? Wayne, if Mikey leaves, maybe you can bring along a sheep for the long winter bivis?

Take it to PM or get a room u 2! 8D

Dude. So will just about any self-belay device. It's for TR. Try generating that much force. I know you are old but I didn't think you were senile.

Instead of spending $70 or $80 on a solo-lead belay device, spend that much on beer and promise it to whatever sucker will belay you.

Mike's moving away so he can reinvent himself with a new life as a woman.

With all the good ice out there, if you end up climbing on a roadcut, something is wrong.

And you're late already, too.

you aren't gonna find anything in SLC but Mormons

Bunnies are tasty, though!

The world will not be destroyed until Bollywood 30-minute closing number has finished. Dance, sing.

Bacon can't kick Chuck Norris' ass.

2 of the worst choices although people get them to work. For TR I'd rather just drop a knotted rope and clip it as I climb. I hate all that stuff. But in order of likeability or not as much hate: Soloist (ROUTE DEPENDANT) Silent Partner Edelrid Eddy tie with Modified Grigri and knotted rope. (I think that Joseph likes the Eddy best for leading BTW) The Ushba shouldn't be on the list. We are talking about TRing. Your choices are either overkill or dumb. I have been using the Ushba for 8 years now and it is simple and works like a dream

i'm hiring porter to script a new postbot for me.

MiniTraxion or Ushba Basic.

Genetically, once you stop reproducing your life is over anyway.

Anyways, they're better than Ernie: