G-spotter

With a fistula in the right spot you could masturbate the livestock *from the inside*

Although I am generally opposed to violence, i would happily shove a large caliber gun up your butt, and pull the trigger, if it would only shut you up.

THE RIDDLE OF BOLTING ACCELERATES EROSION!

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I heard the tuft weather is going to suck this weekend, with rain and snow and falling cows. Tuft Love will be held in the Sumallo Cirque instead.

"DIRT ME!" "MAKE IT HAPPEN SKI KING!" "FUCKITYFUCKFUCK!" "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" "COW!" These are the only yelled commands any climber needs.

Will there be Jenkem after the Rapture?

It's a reservoir silly.

i think that's just a photo of a very small woman

so you had to walk the extra 4km or so from the gate? Nope, we had a super secret gate bypass method

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Pics? For an extra $50 I'll eat jerky all day beforehand.

If any desperate addicts out there are looking for a quick fix I will fart in a jar and send you the jar for $100.

I smell bull.

wot's brown and sounds like a bell?

How do you SELL that? "Man, this shit is good shit?"

like for shaft plunging?

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp

na oh me oh my

I was driving to 11worth once years ago and one guy in the car had some in his wallet so everyone split it up and dosed in the border line-up in case we got searched. About 2 hours later while driving thru the tunnels en route to Stevens Pass the driver rolls down his window and sticks his head out "A SHOOTING STAR!! I SAW A SHOOTING STAR!!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT????" "Um no John, we didn't. Cause we're in a fucking tunnel with concrete overhead."

You can see it in the photo. It looks just like it does in the photo.

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Naomi Wolff or Naomi Klein?

snowline has moved uphill significantly in the last 2 days with the warm temps.