G-spotter

Sounds like what Putin is doing in Russia except his wife isn't president.

Parallels with this are inescapable:

Are you a CEO that ran your company into trouble through shoddy business practices? Hey, why worry. The government will reward your incompetence with wads of cash, keeping your shitty business alive. It worked so well in Japan and South Korea, and Northern BC too. Why not try it in America?

We're from the government, and we're here to buy you out.

it's much lighter and more lucrative to just carry a knife and Simpson-Yates method your dangling partner

mmm, rubbing the pink

weeds

Would that start at the 34, the 26 or the 38?

Does each one come with a MLU?

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I got a Hello Kitty valumtimes

gee bill, this is only the third or fourth time someone has posted a link to this video

Could you power it with farts?

When you say "The Jews killed Jesus" you exculpate the Romans who nailed him to the cross. Why do those damn Romans hate Christianity so much?

does it vibrate when you turn the ringer off?

ya if you like bangin a chick while she looks at her watch.. you paid for an hour but you only used a minute.

If vaginas had tongues, they would have tastebuds, and there'd be a hell of a lot less tuna breath.

yes, a good tongue You can't have a Vagina Monologue without a tongue.

Gee i wonder WHY it hasn't had a second ascent. Some routes don't get 2nd ascents because they are too hard. Some routes don't get 2nds because they aren't worth repeating.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7243502.stm Winged

Somewhere out there is a milk carton with a pic of your brains on it.

Maybe this will help you doofuses: http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=282304

don't they already do that in the south with crosses?

ya, it's not your words that make you look stupid bob it's that missing chromosome