G-spotter

Those are not fears. Don't quibble. Like if I say "Bug, I'm afraid I already ate the last piece of pie, and there's none for you." it doesn't mean I'm scared.

You're the one I feel sorry for - you and your kids. I am glad I'm not related to you. A child should not fear their parents. Do you beat yours?

I can't fear what I love. And fear leads to hate of what you fear so if you fear something now but don't hate it, eventually you will. Parents. When you did something wrong as a child your feared your parents, especially after they found out. Nope.

I can't fear what I love. And fear leads to hate of what you fear so if you fear something now but don't hate it, eventually you will.

ya, and you turn into a prune inside. no thanks.

Tvash will open a twistoff with his anus soon. leading to internal injuries.

I saw a guy pop out his glass eye and open a pry-off in his socket once.

I foresee your obituary. Cause of death: perforated anus.

I can post more than any of you. Oh shit, I won AGAIN.

Why do you hate Ron Paul?

VBLs suck. Overbags are way better. Analogy: when you put on your insulated, synthetic belay parka over your wet clothing the heat of your body pushes the wet out from your clothing and into the parka, and your clothing dries. Same process with overbag over sleeping bag. A VBL comes into its own if it is both really cold and really wet outside - somewhere like South Georgia Island or Baffin - and the bag+overbag system can't generate a moisture gradient.

Ya, there's some name for that medical condition where too much masturbation leads to loss of sensitivity.

NONFACT: there is a procedure used in processing gaint squid to make them edibble. FACT: You are wrong.

I seem to recall when we did Closet Secrets last march it had been hitting +7 or so in the daytime for two weeks :rawk;

I think there's a guy named Dan with a detailed GPS record, and three witnesses.

Pfff well my god has super powers. what now?! mk, but would you mind if we switched to a bong? pipes suck :\ I got you all beat. My GOD made, and created all of your gods and can make any of your gods do anything that my GOD wants. So there; stuff that in your pipe and smoke it! My universe does not require your god in order to exist. Therefore, by principle of Occam's razor, your god is irrelevant.

DNA evidence

Holes in gloves suck and generally patches do not stay patched for long. The best glove is the one having the most durability.

Aside from the last one, those are GUIDE jokes.

FACT: giant squid use ammonia to regulate bouyancy. Therefore, they are inedible.

The fork that is having the most fun.

BTW if you stab your potato with a fork a couple times it lets the steam vent and it won't blow up

real cascade hardmen only eat horsecock and drink beer = no need to cook

Lil;looet and Lytton both hit highs of +6 today and warm is forecast to continue through this w/e. I wouldn't hold out much hope of high-volume falls like Crucible and Jackass surviving through to the weekend, although seepage ice should be fine.

To smoke in Muir Hut.