At least he keeps the Washington economy going. I was just in Acme the other day and it was sporting a brand new warehouse full of dynamite, hammers, rocket skis etc. all waiting for coyote purchase.
yes. i'm out of coffee and the espresso maker is in another room. can you bring me a quadruple shot Canadiano (that's an Americano with dark roast instead of water, plus maple syrup btw)?
Helmets may be required all the fucking time aka the sky is falling:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/06/boy-survives-being-struck-by-a-meteorite/
CATNIP BINGO:
Plant catnip in your yard. Count the hours until it is totally destoyed by neighbourhood cats. That number is the bingo call. Mark your card and repeat.