G-spotter

everything except more coffee can you Skype me some?

SHIT! they wrecked my super rad sit start I bet!

String theory is so 20th century. It's M-theory now dumbass. That or LQG.

the boulder is gonna take more than a car to ram it as it's a cube about 12 feet on a side

Apparently, Americans can and will swallow everything.

Cold is calories leaving the body.

The older you get the more the hair migrates from the scalp down the neck to the back and requires clipping...

If someone burgles Arcteryx I wonder if they will ask for the fossils

have you tried Femanol for that?

Helmets may be required all the fucking time aka the sky is falling: http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/06/boy-survives-being-struck-by-a-meteorite/

Is it legal in Washington yet?

kevbone would love to show you his oh face

They call that downtempo

kevbone and pink

CATNIP BINGO: Plant catnip in your yard. Count the hours until it is totally destoyed by neighbourhood cats. That number is the bingo call. Mark your card and repeat.

please take some. preferably ricin.

kevbone blowz dead goats

Save The Cougars

[Wanted:] Single f, under 33, must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea [sought by single m:] Mrs.Destiny, send photo to address, is it you and me? [Reply to single m:] My name is Caroline cell phone number here, call if you have the time 28 and bored, grieving over loss, sorry to be heavy but heavy is the cost, heavy is the cost [Reply to Caroline:] Thanks so much for response, these things can be scary Not always what you want How about a drink? The St.Jude club at noon? I'll phone you first I guess I hope I see you soon! I never got your name, I assume you're 33 Your voice it sounded kind I hope that you like me When you see my face, I hope that you don't laugh I'm not a film-star beauty I sent a photograph I hope that you don't laugh... [Note to single m:] Why did you not show up? I waited for an hour and finally gave up I thought once that I sw you, I thought that you saw me I guess we'll never meet now It wasn't meant to be I was sure that you saw me, but it wasn't meant to be [Wanted:] single f, under 33, must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea Sought by single m: nothing too heavy, send photo to address is it you? or me?

The Blob. Or some escaped nanotech. Either way, if you touched it, you are probably infected. There is no cure. Please report to your nearest Neighbourhood Euthanasia Centre at once.

If someone is chronically posting in the partners wanted board it's usually a sign that they are scary and or/sketchy and can't form a long-term climbing relationship. Likewise people who continually respond to posts of ppl looking for partners.

My rest days are your worst hangovers.

Now you really are Cheamclimber!

PIE is what's for breakfast. Cake is more of a snack.