G-spotter

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swish swish - that's the sounds of fingernails reaching for the shininess and coming up short

Kevbone, Pink, Billcoe all PDX daisy chained together couldn't reach high enough to scratch Cobra Commander's shiny metal balls.

Happy B-day to cc.coms most notorious hold bolter-onner.

That looks distinctly wet!

Bonington to Robbins: "I suppose you can tell who the aid chaps are by the scars on their hands?" Robbins to Bonners: "Actually the best aid climbers are the ones without the scars." Or something like that - on the BBC in the 60s.

You definitely lucked out having it all to yourself last w/e. On average it seems like Rexford and the Spires are seeing about 2 parties/weekend plus the dayhikers who get to the bowl and turn around.

How about if two rangers ski down with a rope stretched tight between them at chest height and clothesline all the guided parties off the mountain? Sort of like when dudes fall off the Hood hogsback but deliberate?

You know how Dru has many many more posts to his credit than show up under his current G-spotter moniker? Its the same thing for Pete_H, though probably the total is at least an order of magnitude less. All those posts as Trask don't count.

That tunnel route is a great solo actually. You can downclimb the 5.0 route on the other side of the tower and run around for another lap.

Weather should clear tomorrow afternoon with sunny high pressure for Friday...

Whether you shorten "take up/in the rope" to "Take" or "Up Rope" is irrelevant cause they mean the same thing. But Take is more appropriate for lead climbing and Up Rope for following.

Should Kevbone be burnt at the stake? [] Yes. [] Yes.

If you had a mongoloid conjoined twin you would be twice as dumb as you are now. Of course 2x0 is still 0.

You must be from Nantucket cause you have two earcunts.

Dear Kevbone, What part of "FUCK OFF" don't you understand?

As long as I stay out of Utah, Moroni ignores me. But look what Mike did.

Dru, you are not old enough to remember that song. "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...", oh no! Why don't you eat shit and die? BTW Terry Jacks was a Canadian. Which means that song was on the radio two times a day up until around 1990.

1) masturbation 2) kittens 3) Mike Layton Discuss

That bubble needs a wax job

I thought only snakes had hemipenes?

there once was a man from nantucket...

Is she sticking her hand up Studs McKenzie's ass in that pic?