G-spotter

I guess your office doesn't have a full beer fridge

Your moraine looks more like a rock glacier.

It's not quite the same as dropping a tree but I just dropped off some logs at the boomin' ground.

Snap and fly with helicopter, then you don't have to worry about it going the wrong way.

If an aid route does NOT appear to get renamed by the FFA party it actually means that the free name given is just the same as the old aid name.

The Shaft on El Cap is the free version of Muir Wall and it got a new name.

Renaming aid routes that get freed has been part of the game for years. Always has been always will be.

Croft and Knight in 81.

the GiGi is outdated technology. 1) you need more biners to use it than you do for a Reverso or ATC guide 2) you can't belay the leader with it safely 3) it wears out quickly since it is soft aluminum 4) due to 2 you have to bring another belay device anyway it is nice and smooth though, but it's excess weight

Josh, you don't get irony right?

Laptops don't kill people... batteries kill people.

Spoiler Warning! Eli Roth kills some dude with a bat.

There's a huge exploded tree out in Hope right next to Mike's sport wall. It looks like a bomb went off in the phloem and xylem.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8218000/8218335.stm

Look at the list of dialled numbers on your phone and it should tell you if 911 was dialled or not.

Most can has cheeseburger?

but the moss, dude

OMG that's almost as ironic as an evangelical pastor having gay extramarital sex, whatever is this world coming to.

Your knowledge of geography is clearly minimal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8223362.stm

Your ego has hold of your fingers. Stop typing, put your hands around your throat, and squeeze until you see God.

i heard that sticking feathers up your butt won't turn you into a chicken... but you can turn chickens into dinosaurs, so watch out.

Clearly Murray the entire purpose of the rail system is to get the rest of the country to Liverpool as fast as possible.