G-spotter

Most of the people that I know who died in the mountains, did it while skiing. Moral: take up snowboarding.

Why not just buy toilet paper, it is cheaper and will give you more enjoyable moments than the Olympdicks

Maybe a meteorologist or atmospheric physicist would be a better expert than an ER physician to tell you how to avoid being hit by lightning?

I thought FKT stood for Fastest Klenke Time?

I'm as trad as they come. And when I say come I mean serious bukkake.

I'm getting paid $100/hr to tell you to fuck off!

Robble robble

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Ha. You've never even made a salient point in your life. There a particular hole he really digs, though.

Smiff tuft.

Look close.....smith rock at its best. So did you place those yourself or did Pink do it for you?

It's my conclusion that most male cc.commers just can't pull off gay. Even E-rock ended up marrying a girl. Fucking second-rate queers!

Another one!

BTW I have no idea what Smiley Dude is yarding up that next bight for. Maybe the next bolt is well camouflaged.

More sporty trad! Back on topic!

next time take a year instead of an hour, OK?

If you're reduced to quoting your own posts, it's a sign they aren't very interesting.

"never mind the gun. Beware of OWNER."

You sank these in your man-pregnant gut

For instance Have you climbed Angel's Crest, TWICE?

But how many of them are ACCREDITED MOUNTAIN GUIDES? Huh? How many guidebooks have they written? Did you teach some of them to climb? Not to brag, y'know.

You might not have noticed there was a record heat wave combined with one of the driest Julys on record. Hmm?

7. Apply liberally with a paint sprayer to your least favorite grid-bolted sport-crag in late-October. And then it will look like a Portland destination crag?

It was in one of the issues from the late 90s. You could also look on a map because there's only one logging road going in there... Cross River FSR to Assiniboine Cr then up and over past Lunette Lake. You can get to that off the Settlers Road.