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Meet any wasps in Cathedral Fork? I fondly remember their stings.

When Mitrovich did it he called it "'crazy aid man Bob' style" cause Bob did it first.

Have you PDX climbers ever considered buying some army surplus Agent Orange or some other industrial/military grade defoliant?

Are your moms gay? Oh no, they hate each other.

One hand on my balls and the other on my gun

I'm imagining something like those slings they use to throw tennis balls for dogs. Except maybe with a bigger holding cup. Two hurls one cup?

Bob Shonerd soloed Reality Ridge too... And WFLT with no rope, just daisys.

You got it wrong. it's repo man i know every line of. Only one way to know of your girl really loves you... if she'll have your dog.

They're making fun of Beyer's A6 rating for Intifada is what it is. But how bout this 500m bigwall 14d route by the Brothers Pou, with the 14d pitch on pro that's A3 for the aid rating? http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://www.desnivel.com/object.php%3Fo%3D18917&ei=NkehSsfdA5nbjQecstykDg&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.desnivel.com/object.php%253Fo%253D18917%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG%26num%3D20

FRESHIEZ

freshish

After Iraq was deBaathed, the next step is to deBush America.

Obama's gonna tell the kids to watch Logan's Run and then kill everone over 35 OMG

Builderbear is moving into position to drop post-consumer salmon on your head

Whatever you do, don't buy the black Gamma MX. You will look like a shadow in photos, and a year later you'll be buying a brighter coloured one and selling your black one.

The mud falcon is not endangered.

Would they do that same shit if his name was Woody Black?

i've dropped a brown coil on the party below

You should only climb with people you're telepathic with. If you absolutely have to wait to hear a command from someone before you start doing what you need to do anyway, on complex terrain with a 70m rope, in the alpine... you'd better be prepared to bivi there.

Fuck that shit. Climb real rock.

GPS log, three timers using avatars, dog?

Charles Fort recorded more than one case of clams descending from the heavens.

Maybe it's the guys on The tempest wallFull Tilt