G-spotter

It's all in the CAJ.

I don't see "bolting a perfect 12c finger crack" on his resume. Maybe he isn't so proud of it. http://www.selkirkexperience.com/moun_rb_resume.html

I finally, got a day off, and you know what I did? I got up early before Joyce got back in and I went down to the market to do a little shopping, and maybe I was crazy. I walked through the market and instead of getting a nice red steak or even a bit of frying chicken, you know what I did? I hit snake-eyes and walked over to the Oriental section and began filling my basket full of octopi, sea-spiders, snails, seaweed and so forth. The clerk gave me a strange look and began ringing it up. When Joyce came home that night, I had it all on the table, ready. Cooked seaweed mixed with a dash of sea-spider, and piles of little golden, fried-in-butter snails. I took her into the kitchen and showed her the stuff on the table. "I've cooked this in your honor," I said, "in dedication of our love." "What the hell's that shit?" she asked. "Snails." "Snails?" "Yes, don't you realize that for many centuries Orientals have thrived upon this and the like? Let us honor them and honor ourselves. It's fried in butter." Joyce came in and sat down. I started snapping snails into my mouth. "God damn, they are good, baby! TRY ONE!" Joyce reached down and forked one into her mouth while looking at the others on her plate. I jammed in a big mouthful of delicious seaweed. "Good, huh, baby?" She chewed the snail in her mouth. "Fried in golden butter!" I picked up a few with my hand, tossed them into my mouth. "The centuries are on our side, babe. We can't go wrong!" She finally swallowed hers. Then examined the others on her plate. "They all have tiny little assholes! It's horrible! Horrible!" 52 "What's horrible about assholes, baby?" She held a napkin to her mouth. Got up and ran to the bathroom. She began vomiting. I hollered in from the kitchen: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT HAD AN ASSHOLE! ASSHOLES COVER THE EARTH! IN A WAY TREES HAVE ASSHOLES BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THEM, THEY JUST DROP THEIR LEAVES. YOUR ASSHOLE, MY ASSHOLE, THE WORLD IS FULL OF BILLIONS OF ASSHOLES. THE PRESIDENT HAS AN ASSHOLE, THE CARWASH BOY HAS AN ASSHOLE, THE JUDGE AND THE MURDERER HAVE ASSHOLES ... EVEN PURPLE STICKPIN HAS AN ASSHOLE!" "Oh stop it! STOP IT!" She heaved again. Small town.

Even though it's in Canada, this is a Swiss climb.

If your boyfriend used a condom, your ass wouldn't be slimy like that.

CLIP n GO! BTW this is looking straight up, this rig is 45 degrees overhanging to start... it's pretty much a bolted V4 boulder problem out an overhanging crack to gain an arete.

All I have from the last week of climbing is a shot of a nice 12c finger crack with 2 bolts in 5 feet right next to it. I'll post it up later if you think that will help.

How many hours did it take you to think up that witty retort, douchebag?

People have been wirebrushing graffiti into mossy Squamish cliffs for years - the dumbasses. This is just the same thing in reverse.

I'm talking about what he fucks, not what fucks him.

You don't have to tell us what you like to fuck. We know.

Shit! That totally sucks.

You can only have cherry once.

CROCHET VS KNIT

Poor people are the easiest protestors to rent?

The climb was alright too. the West Face ledges are a big pile of crap though.

What they said, it takes a month or two to get the feeling back.

Didja tent it, bivy, or stay in the hut?

Who the fuck is this Max Hassan and what is he doing plagiarizing Max Hasson's photos?

http://www2.news.gov.bc.ca/news_releases_2009-2013/2009PREM0020-000181.htm

It is rude for you to so blatantly dis him Dru. You can eat a big bloody bag of dicks too you dingleberry-crunching felchbucket

In reverse?

The real hardmen crushed shit with shitty gear back in the day... I have one of the tools MFT used on Deprivation and the tools JoJo used to put up Sea of Vapors (among other FAs)... we are weak weak limp wristed fuckers is all I have to say. OOOH OHH I used to have the tester Arcteryx Alpha SV JoJo wore and it still had HIS SWEAT INDELIBLY GROUND INTO IT boy did it stink also it had no DWR left and totally delammed all over i think I passed it off to leclerc when he helped me move. AND I know someone who is the proud owner of Barry Blanchard's old Stubais. lets see who can one up THOSE stellar chestbeat-by-associations.