G-spotter

i've dropped a brown coil on the party below

You should only climb with people you're telepathic with. If you absolutely have to wait to hear a command from someone before you start doing what you need to do anyway, on complex terrain with a 70m rope, in the alpine... you'd better be prepared to bivi there.

Fuck that shit. Climb real rock.

GPS log, three timers using avatars, dog?

Charles Fort recorded more than one case of clams descending from the heavens.

Maybe it's the guys on The tempest wallFull Tilt

seems like some of these routes are already in guidebooks (Red Beckey), maybe better to keep it to those that are newer?

Are you going to leave it at the base all day while you climb or what?

Replace it with a statue of a monkey evolving into a man.

Cat like typing detected.

Humans are still evolving - average person has 100 mutations

Uhh.... Did you read the story in the link? If they think evolution is a religious position, I wonder if they apply that standard to the rest of the sciences. No pictures of rocket ships or satellites or atoms, that's just religion damnit!

Hike the Treasure Trail more like.

What about if Jake sits down on a rock to feed his husky a big' ol chunk of horsecock (you could call it sausage in the story) and a rabid marmot bites him on the thigh

Either freeze/thaw action sets off some rockfall, or some dumbass above him either falls or drops something that hits him. You said "Nothing stupid" so we won't go into human-dog speed records and D.How!tt

It's no coincidence Missouri sounds like Misery

Hey Doug, the offwidth/chim you mention on the north face of the Camel has definitely been climbed before as a finish to the NE slabs - not sure about some of the other cracks

See previous page.

I'm sitting in your tree right now to save this beautiful avatar of the Gaian consciousness.

yeah a missing mouthfull of teeth makes their voices sound all squishy

That chick looks a little skinny to be a Stihl Girl

Rock glaciers typically have topography similar, if not identical, to that Jessica lists as reason #2....

I am a geomorphologist and it looks to me just like an inactive rock glacier. It's definitely not the moraine of a recently departed (ice) glacier, nor is it debris flow deposits.

Hey Saar hear that, you have long arms and legs now

Maybe he could try standing on a chair?