G-spotter

seems like some of these routes are already in guidebooks (Red Beckey), maybe better to keep it to those that are newer?

Are you going to leave it at the base all day while you climb or what?

Replace it with a statue of a monkey evolving into a man.

Cat like typing detected.

Humans are still evolving - average person has 100 mutations

Uhh.... Did you read the story in the link? If they think evolution is a religious position, I wonder if they apply that standard to the rest of the sciences. No pictures of rocket ships or satellites or atoms, that's just religion damnit!

Hike the Treasure Trail more like.

What about if Jake sits down on a rock to feed his husky a big' ol chunk of horsecock (you could call it sausage in the story) and a rabid marmot bites him on the thigh

Either freeze/thaw action sets off some rockfall, or some dumbass above him either falls or drops something that hits him. You said "Nothing stupid" so we won't go into human-dog speed records and D.How!tt

It's no coincidence Missouri sounds like Misery

Hey Doug, the offwidth/chim you mention on the north face of the Camel has definitely been climbed before as a finish to the NE slabs - not sure about some of the other cracks

See previous page.

I'm sitting in your tree right now to save this beautiful avatar of the Gaian consciousness.

yeah a missing mouthfull of teeth makes their voices sound all squishy

That chick looks a little skinny to be a Stihl Girl

Rock glaciers typically have topography similar, if not identical, to that Jessica lists as reason #2....

I am a geomorphologist and it looks to me just like an inactive rock glacier. It's definitely not the moraine of a recently departed (ice) glacier, nor is it debris flow deposits.

Hey Saar hear that, you have long arms and legs now

Maybe he could try standing on a chair?

Public highschool band T-shirts banned for referencing evolution. http://www.sedaliademocrat.com/news/0px-18740-span-font.html

It looks like maybe it's a rock glacier that ran out of ice. A fossil, so to speak.

Taping the shoes as well as the hands?

The SW face of Trireme has a "Valhallas 5.8". I've spent two weeks looking at the face and I think I have some idea where it goes. It finishes with the overhanging chimneys.

Poles are aid.

Your "Little" Gladsheim is actually named the Trireme Wall. The ridge you climbed is rated 5.5 in the black guidebook.