G-spotter

If you're gonna chase sponsors fuck all this "bluewater, gimme a rope and i'll tell everyone how kewl you are" junk, go straight for the goods. i mean with Crown Royal on board you'd have a whole lot of purple chalk bags as WELL as drinks

Oh my god, someone soloed Classic Crack? They must be a fucking badass. By the way did you hear that Eric Mohler once soloed Brass Balls? He pays people a buck every time that gets posted on cc.com.

Not here: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1122867/windmill_wind_turbine_explosion/

In my experience Asolos are crappy boots for climbing in.

They are old grapple cables from logging maybe?

Not ony were there Hamishes on both the FA and FFA but they are both still climbing.

"If I want a new rope I can just work half an hour and make enough money to go buy one" - Hamish Fraser on why he went into business instead of seeking sponsorship

She's too busy running on her treadmill

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I think Kevbone and pink would be happy to make you a manwich

I remember falling.ca

Yes, they are not the most durable. Stop wearing them around town and save them for long days of fast and light climbing.

I think we decided you are a hysterical little girl.

When I worked for the dead bird we got a sponsorship application from Newfoundland once where the hardest route on the guys resume was the 5.11 red tape route in the gym.

How many searchers were in the house and garage?

He is too busy establishing his retard credentials in a thread about whether a 5.8 at Beacon is best rated 9+ or 10a

the interweb is the continuation of the shit-talking campfire circle by other means

is it more decriable to rate a route you did IV 5.12 when it's III 5.11 to get it into the Alpinist Newswire, or to do the second ascent and claim it's a II 5.10+ even though you think it's really III 5.11 just so your name gets mentioned in Newswire along with the way you are such a badass downgrading sandbagger?

Decrying sponsorship in one thread, and gear whoring about your sponsor's hottest new gear in another thread, makes for interesting dichotomy and possibly cognitive dissonance.

Tape is aid.

I like the ones with naked hippie chicks but you gotta bring along a soup strainer to clean the layer of patchouli off the water before you get in

And here i was thinking he pinched it almost word for word from THE VERY SAME THREAD CHOADA BOY POSTED IN THE CLIMBERSBOARD! http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/914944/Rock_Climbing_The_Only_Truly_G#Post914944 Further verification that Kevbone = retard