G-spotter

Nobody yet mentioned using the LED screen on your phone to light your way when your headlamp dies....

Stoke! http://www.ukclimbing.com/articles/page.php?id=1811

This pretty much describes my Halloween costume, but the bearskin we have was not big enough to cloth my loin. :sad:

What is the difference between coated and smeared?

In the post-industrial era maybe people will be less likely to sit around on their asses bemoaning their unemployment, cursing capitalism while at the same time waiting for a corporation or the government to hire them.

I only wear Veilance while I'm drinking my Remy VSOP so y'all can eat it

Is the model on that billboard coated in bacon grease?

Didn't you find that costume a little bit cold on Saturday? It was chilly out.

90% of all life went extinct in the great Permian die-off, but those ecosystem niches are full today...

craftsman has a lifetime warranty and snap-on doesn't

http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2009/11/02/tech-biology-pig-dna-genome.html Breeding Better Bacon. With a little gene tinkering they could probably genetically engineer a kosher pig. Would you eat bacon from that Dwayner?

YOU SUCKERS USING TENTS ARE POOR DELUDED FOOLS I JUST SLIT MY TAUNTAUN OPEN

Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know cause I'd never eat that filty motherfucker.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/edm/1357508328.html

If an earthquake hit the Columbia, and Bacon Walk fell into the river, the amount of quality Portland climbing might decrease but the overall quality of Washington rock would probably increase somewhat...

i'm freezing my ship in the ice until the spring comes. from now till may it's the baby seal diet. maybe with some auk if i need feathers

Johnny plus Ginger Baker plus STEVE VAI! [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fMpGK9Eis

Johnny minus Sid equals? [video:youtube]

French rappers yo? [video:youtube]

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st09w_WDEbA

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