G-spotter

it's hard to debone goat so it's like eating fish or rabbit or guinea pig or seeded grapes - you constantly pick out or spit out crunchy bits from your mouth mountain goats are antelopes though, so probably not relevant

Anytime anyone calls a trip a "slam" on cc.com it makes me think of Denny's.

NEW MODERATOR IS AN ANAGRAM OF NEWER DOORMAT

thanks for posting gps tracks of the nw ridge. those are sorely needed. it's so easy to get lost up there. "are we on route" "Idk, better check the gps"

Cause the roles bein offered don't strike me As nothin that the black man could use to earn Burn Portlandia burn

Beacon is bacon?

That's your tongue. Mmmm. and you can't hear because my thighs are crushing your ears flat. mmmm.

Sam and Kirk like this tent because you have to get on all fours to get in. 8D

Aw, did your dog eat the description and pictures?

https://www.mountainproject.com/v/northeast-buttress/106108831 see condish report from 3 days ago

Current knowledge: lenticular cloud cap forming over summit

purty

http://bcfireinfo.for.gov.bc.ca/hprScripts/WildfireNews/DisplayArticle.asp?ID=2848 Full closure of the Cariboo backcountry. No access. This includes the Wells Gray area and Bowron Lakes.

I think the snow and ice is gone now. Too smoky to see for sure though without going up there. Just hack steps with yer nut tool if you really need to.

whatever happ to pot'teryx?

that's butch, dude.

see Figure 1 https://www.climbing.com/skills/learn-this-laws-of-lightning/

Eclipse doesn't start until around 10 AM, so wtf do you need to bivy for?

Yes indeed, you can,. Just punch a hole, and straight to the recycle bin. I use a big landscaping nail and a hammer.

Is there going to be a huge gong show on top of Monkeyface for the Eclipse? Discuss.

Back of the Lake at Lake Louise. Bullet proof quartzite, trad and sport, short approach from flat tourist trail.

Is there any legal way for Canadians to register from Canada for this without first crossing into the US to reach officialdom? Or should we just keep wearing goat costumes and slipping across unnoticed?

The most recenbt Bourdon Squamish Select and/or the Quickdraw Pubs web update topos page

There's a little pricker wire you can use to physically poke that stuff out of the way. Sorta like the constipated mathematician. He worked it out with a pencil.